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Wise Words of the Day

Posted Aug 18, 2011

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 18, 2011

Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Nov 14, 2011
    Wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2011
    Advise is something we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Dec 6, 2011
    You're riding a horse full speed..... there's a giraffe beside you....
    you're being chased by a lion .. what do you do ..?
    Get your drunk ass off the carousel



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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 12, 2012
    You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 12, 2012
    Scrawled across the dorm wall were the words, "Question Everything!"
    A couple of days later someone added one word... "Why?


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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 14, 2012
    69

    Never trust a skinny chef.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 14, 2012
    70

    Never trust a woman who tells you her age.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 14, 2012
    71

    Never believe anyone who says " Believe Me "
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 14, 2012
    The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong,

    is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.


    (ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?)

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 14, 2012
    [quote](ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?) [/quote]Numbers are correct                                                                                                                                      73
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 15, 2012
    [quote][quote](ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?) [/quote]Numbers are correct                                                                                                                                      73[/quote]OK. What happened between 60 and 63?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 15, 2012
    [quote]



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    [quote](ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?) [/quote]Numbers are correct                                                                                                                                      73[/quote]OK. What happened between 60 and 63?.[/quote]75

    A couple more birthdays. ha,ha,

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 15, 2012
    [quote][quote]



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    [quote](ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?) [/quote]Numbers are correct                                                                                                                                      73[/quote]OK. What happened between 60 and 63?.[/quote]75

    A couple more birthdays. ha,ha,

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    76

    A member closed his account and the posts went with him. It should not be like that, because you then have replies on the forum to none existant posts and a lot of people will wonder what you're talking about, as many posts no longer make sense.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 16, 2012
    [quote][quote][quote]



    [quote]



    [quote](ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?) [/quote]Numbers are correct                                                                                                                                      73[/quote]OK. What happened between 60 and 63?.[/quote]75

    A couple more birthdays. ha,ha,

    [/quote]

    76

    A member closed his account and the posts went with him. It should not be like that, because you then have replies on the forum to none existant posts and a lot of people will wonder what you're talking about,


    as many posts no longer make sense.[/quote]I have seen many that didn't make sense in their original form.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 16, 2012
    The damn thing still hangs up. Had to post twice.


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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 16, 2012
    [quote]The damn thing still hangs up. Had to post twice.[/quote]Yes that can be annoying Yes that can be annoying.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 18, 2012
    LOL Very Funny LOL Very Funny
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    It is better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 18, 2012
    It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.


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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    Wise words of the day !What about the night  ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 18, 2012
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
    ~ Redd Foxx

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 19, 2012
    #82

    Never worry about tomorrow, it will soon become yesterday.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 19, 2012
    # 83

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.  Today is a gift.  That's why it's called the present!!

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 19, 2012
    #84

    Tomorrow can never come, for if it did, today could not exist.
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