How do you manage to make it not erect cos when ever I'm nude it goes wild? Any tips
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MitchJan 3, 2017Scissors...large hammer...moderately heavy boulders...
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You must be either new at this nudist game or your young and it's playing up like it does when young. Enjoy it, as long as others don't object why worry? If you really are conscious about it, wear a see through/tan through costume, as least you are nearly nude and the costume will keep that cock of yours at bay somewhat.
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NeoSeekJan 13, 2017haha I used to have this problem too, I'm sure a lot of guys have. Once I stopped thinking about being naked, I could control myself more.
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Shrty SidJan 19, 2017Naturism is about being natural and not about sex. I had the same worry but the friendly atmosphere took care of it - it's like hanging out with friends : you wouldn't get hard would you?
If you're still concerned, keep your towel on till you're comfortable. And if you do get a woodie while nude (I did during a nap at the pool), it's ok - I covered it with my hat.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 19, 2017I always tip my hat to a lady.ReactReply - JO
JonJan 21, 2017Erections are natural! But not always appropriate - when I feel myself stirring I usually just excuse myself from the group/room for a little while until it's gone down. Otherwise, thinking about something anti-erotic usually helps!
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Rob-in-WaAug 28, 2017Try being nude more often. You'll get used to it and the "problem" will be gone.
As an aside, I got a huge erection at a public nude beach this summer! I was sleeping on my back, had a Viagra hangover from the night before, and, boing! My wife noticed some grins and sniggers, everyone could see I was asleep. She threw a hat on it. Very funny. No one frowned.
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PaulSep 4, 2017You wrote: [quote]If it starts to raise up, think of Trump.[/quote] All I have to do is think of Hillary, and all stimulation is immediately lost. To answer the OP's question: You do NOT want to have an erection visible at a nudist resort. That is a quick way to get kicked out. That's just the way it is. Cover it with a towel, lay on your stomach, whatever. Those here who are telling you it's natural, you shouldn't try to hide it, etc. are steering you astray. Well, sorta. If you are in the privacy of your own home and you are alone, then get all the erections you want. When you are at a nudist resort, then you had better be able to control yourself, or you may find yourself getting a lot of unwanted negative attention.ReactReply - LA
Laker06Sep 4, 2017[quote]You wrote: If it starts to raise up, think of Trump. All I have to do is think of Hillary, and all stimulation is immediately lost. To answer the OP's question: You do NOT want to have an erection visible at a nudist resort. That is a quick way to get kicked out. That's just the way it is. Cover it with a towel, lay on your stomach, whatever. Those here who are telling you it's natural, you shouldn't try to hide it, etc. are steering you astray. Well, sorta. If you are in the privacy of your own home and you are alone, then get all the erections you want. When you are at a nudist resort, then you had better be able to control yourself, or you may find yourself getting a lot of unwanted negative attention.[/quote] Be careful Jeep!! Thinking about Hillary could lead to permeant impotency!!ReactReply - PA
PaulSep 4, 2017[quote]Be careful Jeep!! Thinking about Hillary could lead to permeant impotency!![/quote] Ha ha!! Hadn't considered that. So true!ReactReply - T=
Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 5, 2017How do you manage to not erect Post #1 Wantstonenude Textile How do you manage to make it not erect cos when ever I'm nude it goes wild? Any tips10 months agoDo you think he figured out by now. Boys sure do like to talk about their peepee'sReactReply - HO
HotHarleyCoupleSep 5, 2017If these idiots, who are always asking these Childish questions, regarding getting a Hard On at a Nude Beach or at a Nude Function, were to actually go to any Nude Beach or to any Nude Resort, they would want to rip their eyes out, from just how bad the visuals really are!
There is NOTHING, and we mean absolutely NOTHING..... Visually attractive or Sexually stimulating, when it comes to viewing 99.9999999% of all Nudists.
If you doubt us on that, just have a quick look, at any of the profile pictures on this site.
Then double that sad picture, of a very unhealthy lifestyle,....led by most Nudists...and "IF" .... you were to ever actually go to a Nude Beach or to a Nude Resort, the Optics that you would see.....would stop you from ever having another Erection, in your Life Time!
All kidding aside, Nudists for the most part, are the exact opposite, of what the Vanilla world would ever envision.
We and the rest of the world, would just naturally think and assume.......that Nudists, would want to be the Healthiest people in the entire world.
You would think, that the majority of all Nudists, would want to practise a Healthy Lifestyle......Eat properly, Exercise on a consistent basis, and look their Best.....at all times?
Well.....the exact opposite, is the case.
Once again, "IF".....these guys.....who consistently ask these Sexually pointed questions, were to ever leave their Homes and their Porn sites, and actually go to a Nude event or place.....they would never ever ask, such High Schoolish questions...ever again.
As you all know, there are very very few, Young Nudists.
Either at the Nude Beaches, or never ever to be seen, at the Nude Resorts.
Look at the Profiles on this site.....Most Nudists... are now, in their late 50's and 60's and way way UP from there.
Most Nudists at these Resorts, should never ever been seen NUDE.....by their own Mirrors, in a Dimly lit room......yet.....there they all are......Bending over....at the Resorts.....while adjusting their Towels, with absolutely No Regard or Manners .....at all.....as to where, they are Pointing that Flabby OLD Ass... of theirs!
We shake our heads, when we see some of these Nudists.....at the Resorts.
Like.....WTF.....are they doing there?
Being really Really Old, and being Really Really Over Weight and Out of Shape, is not something that anyone should be doing.......while being NUDE, in a Public setting.
Like come on Folks......do these people not have even one ounce of Self Respect or Decency in their Old - Over Weight - Out of Shape Flabby Bodies?
Athletes know...when..... their playing days are Over......well.....the same should hold true, for Old Flabby / Over Weight and Out of Shape Nudists!
If you are wanting to be Nude.....Please do it...on your own Sun Deck.
Have some Pride in your own appearance.....have some Self Respect for yourself, and for the others who are Forced to look at you, at the Resorts and the Beaches.
Realize that your Nude Tanning days in Public.... were Over for you, when you decided not to put the Fork Down!
Being Fat / Over Weight / and extremely OUT OF SHAPE.....is not something that anyone should be Forced to see..NUDE......in a Public setting or at any Resort.
So....there is your answer to your Erection questions!
You will NEVER see anything... at any of the Nude Beaches or at any of the Nude Resorts.....that will ever make it MOVE!
If it does Move......it will be going even Smaller on you.....than it already is!
Being a Nudist has absolutely NOTHING to do....with being Sexually stimulated, and it has nothing to do .....with SEX....in any Form!
You are definitely on the Wrong Site...IF....you are looking to get your Childish Jollies OFF...at!
Have a look at the people, who are on this site.....who are mostly Older Men....Pretending to be a Couple!
Have Fun with your Warped.... Jerking Off "Fantasies"!
This site is FULL of Creeps, just like YOU!ReactReply - ST
StevieLornaSep 6, 2017The ugliest thing on the beach will always be Harley and his attatude.
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Laker06Sep 6, 2017[quote]The ugliest thing on the beach will always be Harley and his attatude.[/quote] Just at the beach?ReactReply - ST
SteveSep 6, 2017[quote] they are not being taught acceptance but more expectance. [/quote] Wonderful turn of phrase, and very true.ReactReply - NE
NeoSeekSep 7, 2017It helps if you try not to think about your erection. With me, it comes and goes. When it comes, I either lie on my stomach or try to cover myself with my arm or hand.
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HghySjoerdh hSep 7, 2017To erect on a nudebeach is not a problem, but when you erect don't keepi laying on your back. But mosttime there is no reason to erect, nudism is not erotic.
Last time my little one wanted to erect on the nudebeach was when a girl (25-30 years) wearing a bikini had a nipple slip only a few yards away from me.... she didn't dare to be naked, but didn't want tanlines over her sholders.... she took the ropes off and after a minute her nipple slipt without knowing of her... that was erotic but when she noticed it she took the bikinitop off and she was one of the others on the beach
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PaulSep 8, 2017You wrote: [quote]best way is to become impotent, the mass of guilt that constantly being told erections are evil should soon render you this way.[/quote] Nobody said they are evil. We are just saying that if you do get one while at a nudist resort or beach, cover it up. People who advise it's natural, don't cover it up, etc. obviously have never been to a nudist resort, or they are just here for erotica. You are not a TRUE nudist.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowSep 8, 2017ThePathetic Penis Brigadenever ceases to raise a laugh.ReactReply - BR
Brett RapleySep 9, 2017[quote]The Pathetic Penis Brigade never ceases to raise a laugh.[/quote]
I see MOW can't keep his lips from flapping YET again !!! If you can't be constructive with ANY of your comments, then just GO AWAY !ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowSep 10, 2017There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his penis. So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the penis sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant and she said. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat.ReactReply - T=
Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 12, 2017[em][strong]bravobr[/strong][/em]
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[quote]The Pathetic Penis Brigade never ceases to raise laugh. I see MOW can't keep his lips from flapping YET again !!! If you can't be constructive with ANY of your comments, then just GO AWAY ![/quote]
[strong]Why are you so obsessed with MOW?
You seem to be infatuated with him.
Why this passion over his posts?
You read and comment on every post he makes.
It must rob you, soul wise, suspecting people of unsavory motives all the time.
At least obsessing over MOW keeps you busy.[/strong]ReactReply - LT
LOL, that's funny!Oct 12, 2017that Hillary Warning is both hilarious and scary!
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