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Posted Jan 8, 2011

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DesertRat
DesertRatOriginal Poster
Jan 8, 2011

This is something that women don't usually understand but most men have names for their cars and penises. What are your pet names and why have you adopted that particular name?

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  • CO
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Jan 8, 2011

    Most ? Really ?
    Oddly then, I don't, and never have.
    What's the point ?

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  • GE
    George_in_WV
    George_in_WV
    Jan 8, 2011

    Why would I have a pet name for my penis when don’t have one for either my arm or my leg?

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  • PH
    Philfreeeuk
    Philfreeeuk
    Jan 8, 2011
    Me either!   Why do you want to know???Just kidding
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  • TU
    tugger
    tugger
    Jan 8, 2011

    Maybe it is a carry over from toilet training?

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  • GA
    gator1
    gator1
    Jan 8, 2011
    No names for body parts, lol, but I used to have a car that I "lovingly" called POS.
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  • LI
    limestone26
    limestone26
    Jan 8, 2011

    I agree with Phil62 . . .  my GPS "Sharon" is the only thing that I have named.

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  • NU
    NudeInNewJersey
    Jan 8, 2011

    Cake? We got cake?

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  • DE
    Desperado
    Desperado
    Jan 8, 2011

    My GPS is named Garmina.  She's a wild woman on the road.

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  • TO
    TonyJ63
    TonyJ63
    Jan 9, 2011
    I have a 5ft stuffed toy crocodile that I call The Big Bad... does that count?
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  • FR
    Fred Rodgers
    Fred Rodgers
    Jan 9, 2011

    My ex called mine "Stringbean"

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  • RA
    RadManYo
    RadManYo
    Jan 9, 2011

    ah, the nameage of body parts I see.... well, I named my left foot Delilah, my right foot Tom Tom, but thats cuz I usually doodle on the soles of my feet wen im bored lol aaaaaaaand, let's see.... I think I name my alternate personalities ^.^ as for the sex organs, yeah, they're completely nameless. Kinda seems like a vague thing IMO.

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  • MA
    Martin
    Martin
    Jan 9, 2011

    well, I don't have a name for either my car or bits!

    But let's not be too harsh on this subject.  Remember that in Lady Chatterly's lover, they names their respective parts!

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  • CD
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Jan 9, 2011

    Neither my husband nor I have named any body parts nor autos.  I was acquainted with someone who named each of his hands though.

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  • ME
    Member
    Jan 9, 2011

    I don't have a name for mine, nor my auto.  I have know a number of guys over the years you did though.  Usually something like Junior, Little Willie, the Boys, the Jewels.  There was a funny segment on Two and a Half Men about this.

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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Jan 9, 2011
    [quote]No names for body parts, lol, but I used to have a car that I "lovingly" called POS.[/quote]  Hey, thats a pet name I have for my ex-wife.
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  • ME
    Member
    Jan 9, 2011

    we have not named any of our body parts....seems like a creepy way to disassociate ones body parts from reality.....as in, it was his fault, not mine.....hmmmm.
    As for my car, its known as The Golden Rocket.......a dodge mini van......hahahahahahha.

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  • ME
    Member
    Jan 19, 2011
    [quote]I prefer Behemoth, Tyrannosaurus Dick, Crusher, Monster, et al. At 68, a little flattery helps at appropriate times.[/quote]    LOL!  Now that is funny.
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  • UP
    Upstatenude
    Upstatenude
    Jan 19, 2011

    Only think I have ever named was my first Computer...  her name was Patrica never could stand the name Packard Bell... Patrica sounded so much better....

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  • ME
    Member
    Jan 23, 2011

    I also have never seen the need or reason to give it a name apart from its anatomical name.

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  • ME
    Member
    Jan 23, 2011

    John I like your sense of humour, and I remember My Mother the Car wasn't Eve Arden the voice of the car?

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  • SU
    Sunbeam65
    Sunbeam65
    Apr 8, 2011

    Can't say I've ever thought it was necessary to name either my body or my car.  The body parts come with names - hands, arms, legs and penis or cock and cars come with names too - Mustang, Edge, E-320, etc.

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  • KR
    kramtrohs
    kramtrohs
    Apr 8, 2011

    Yeah - i don't have a pet name for my penis either!

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  • CO
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Apr 8, 2011

    Well, it was a dead thread, until our newest troll resurected it.    :(

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  • ME
    Member
    Apr 8, 2011
    [quote]wow, these kinds of threads are just enough to get a girl to quit coming to the forum...three pages of responces...go figure[/quote] and 70,000 members. Thanks for keeping it going
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