SO have you been busted?

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  Truckingnude

  Mar 25, 2019

  I have been a nudist for years, and am always looking to be nude outdoors, where ever, and when ever I can be.
  Last summer, on one of those HOT and HUMID days of summer, I drove (naked) up into the Pisgah national Forest, within a half hours drive of where I live. I drove thru the forest, to a remote area, called Chestnut Mtn. I got out of my truck, and took only a bottle of water with me, and took off hiking on one of the forest service trails, with nothing but my sneakers on. I walked about a mile or so, LOVING the feeling of being able to be completely naked out in the woods, when suddenly, a guy on a mtn. bike came towards me. I didn't stop, or try to cover myself, as after all, I was in the middle of nowhere......but I was BUCK NAKED!
  To my surprise, the biker stopped, and began chatting with me, about this and that, when after a few minutes, he asked me WHY was I naked, and where were my clothes. I told him how much I enjoyed being naked, and how I loved being naked in the woods, and that I had been a nudist for years. He then said he wished he was bold enough to do this, and I mentioned to him, why not strip right now. I also told him, I wasn't going to attack him, as I told him how much he would enjoy the feeling and freedom of being naked.
  To MY SURPRISE.....he stripped, and we continued to chat about this and that, and he soon said he had to move on, but said he enjoyed our conversation, and that he often rode this same trail, and if I was ever up on that trail again, I might run across him again.
  I told him......why not bike it naked?
  He said HE WOULD...so maybe I will run across him again sometime, but it was somewhat embarrassing, but yet, I LOVED the experience to run across someone in the middle of nowhere naked, and I will continue to do it again, and again.

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• KE

  

  kev

  Mar 25, 2019

  which trail was you up there?

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• NC

  Nick Costello

  Mar 25, 2019

  [quote]I work as a teacher and one boy lives down the street and he may have pulled some pranks on our place. We didnt have proper blinds but see through material for most rooms. Sometimes we have been house nudists. At school around a few students he said something about being a nudist. We still didnt fix the blinds.[/quote] You're a teacher - a boy may have seen you naked through your see through blinds - he is talking about nudism to his class mates -you didn't fix your blinds - ??????????? REALLY??

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• TJ

  

  TJ

  Mar 31, 2019

  I was way out in my yard (large, about five acres) when suddenly the Rangers roared up overhead just above the tree tops. Helicopters can be quite fast and sound bounces aound on the mountains in unusual ways sometimes. I had heard them low in the distance a for awhile, but then there they were - and there I was as well.

  Fortunately, I had smoked or sold off my grow already, and the lab had already been torn down for relocation, but there was nothing I could do about my dick just out there flopping in the breeze. I was truly busted on that one.

  The pilot and three or four other guys collectively spotted and laughed at me, but then immediately followed that short outburst with a thumbs up from the pilot and a few waves from the others in that easy, relaxed way that says , "all good, no worries, don't care".

  Now it just goes straight to the "hello up/down there" wave when they happen to come this way for that slow hover business. Most times, they skirt here slightly, but even if they fly directly over they are ass hauling it from one place to another. I've been told it's to carry Rangers to all the high mountain out posts they stay at to watch for fires and stuff, basically dropping them all off for work.

  Oh, yeah....that bit about the meth lab and pot plants was bullshit, of course. The rest is gospel truth.

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• SC

  

  Scott

  Apr 8, 2019

  Just move to my retirement house. It is secluded on heavy wooded 6 acres. Been here for less than a week. We still have no curtains or blinds. While unpacking boxes in the nude the mailman drops off a package at the front door. I have forgot about package deliveries. It is ironic because I retired from 30 years of delivering packages.

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  Mr. E

  Jan 6, 2020

  The closest I've come is when I was working at a place and it was far earlier than I usually had to show up. I was there by myself for a half hour or so, so I got naked. Then, I saw a manager's car pull up and I quickly got dressed. She walked in as I was tying my shoes. She wanted to know if I was walking around barefoot.

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• TD

  

  Tom D

  Jan 6, 2020

  [quote]The closest I've come is when I was working at a place and it was far earlier than I usually had to show up. I was there by myself for a half hour or so, so I got naked. Then, I saw a manager's car pull up and I quickly got dressed. She walked in as I was tying my shoes. She wanted to know if I was walking around barefoot.[/quote]
  
  Where I worked, employees taking their shoes off at their desk was common enough that nobody thought that it would be odd to see someone putting on or tying them.

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• T=

  

  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Jan 6, 2020

  [quote]A former lodger got a shock one morning, he no longer resides with us. We kicked him out.[/quote]Well that leaves a lot of unanswered questions

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• TI

  

  Tim

  Jan 19, 2020

  I would think that if you've been a nudist any amount of time you've been busted. I would think that we forget that we're naked because its what we are, not what we do. I'm just living my life without clothing. Who hasn't taken the trash out without thinking of the time of day?

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Jan 25, 2020

  [quote]Yes, almost for real. I was drunk and decided to be naked in front of my house on a two lane highway. I did that for about 10 minutes and then went upstairs to take a shower. When I came down my wife told me that the police had come to the house because someone had reported a naked man in front of our house. Thankfully I was in the shower and not outside when they arrived and my wife pleaded ignorance (I hope she at least acted surprised).[/quote]And here you are posting your confession to your crime for all to read

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• MA

  Mathew

  Mar 1, 2020

  A few years back, I would time my nudity where I would get naked 20 minutes after my parents left for work. I thought 20 minutes was enough time for them to come back in case they forgot something.

  Well, one time after my dad left for work, I waited 20 minutes and took my clothes off. 10 or 20 minutes later, he came back forgetting some things.

  He didn't see me at first, until he grabbed the first thing he needed, and then he turned around and saw me and he blurted out "OH HOLY SMOKES!"

  Fortunately, he didn't ask questions and quickly went for the other things he needed. I very quickly got dressed.

  After he left, I didn't want to risk it, and spent the day with my clothes on.

  Another time happened before that one with my mother. I mistimed when she came home from work.

  I was at my computer which faced away from the front door, so the back of the chair I was sitting in covered most of me, so she didn't immediately notice that I was naked.

  She said hi, and I went "Um... Hi." Then she asked how my day was, and I said "uh... Pretty good."

  Then she noticed.

  She asked "Are you wearing clothes?"

  "............no."

  She quickly turned around and told me to find some clothes. I got dressed, and she quickly moved on. It actually made me laugh how quickly she moved on, but she said but it's nothing to be ashamed of. She said she does it in the morning when she gets ready for work.

  Maybe I get it from her.

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• ER

  

  Eric/Reina

  Mar 9, 2020

  I had a similar event Warntreads. I was away from home for a training event. It was a Saturday morning and I had no place to be that morning. I just returned from getting my breakfast. The cleaning lady delivered extra towels the day before so I was not expecting anyone. The room was an L shape and the desk was around the corner , out of sight from the door. I had a movie I wanted to watch on my computer. The speakers on a computer are terrible so I used my headphones. I was entirely comfortable and well into watching the movie when I saw movement from the corner of my eye. The cleaning lady did come into my room. She came out of the bathroom and started toward me and stopped when she saw me sitting there. It was too late for me to cover anything at that point. I was impressed, she paused a moment and asked if there was any trash in the basket under the desk. I stood and handed her the basket. She continued on with taking care of the room even getting me extra coffee. Before she left, She did say she knocked before she entered. She also told me she figured I was a nudist. I kept the room just a little warmer and I had left a towel on the chair on previous days.

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• DO

  

  Don

  Mar 9, 2020

  So, besides the fact that I grew up as a kid on a lake in Indiana and quickly discovered the joys of skinny dipping (or chunky dunking as some call it), and further explored nude recreation in the woods that surrounded this large lake, I was part of that generation that showering was required after gym class. Showering naked in front of my fellow students was no big deal, and as a swimmer, I had a triple portion of that. I really do not understand why that has changed, but anyway, what I did in the lake and the woods did not have a name to it as much as the fact that I simply enjoyed being naked. It was not until I was in college that I heard the term "nudism" and considered myself to be a closet nudist.
  
  So with that background, even though I went to a private Christian College (California Baptist College in Riverside), I thought nothing of walking from my room to the bathroom nude. Students were separated by gender in two dorms, so theoretically, another male seeing me naked should have been no big deal, but I did get a few weird looks over my time there. However, we did have a cleaning staff that were predominately female, and one day after I had skipped a class due to feeling ill, I got up late to take my shower. As usual, I walked down the middle of the hallway naked, when one of the female cleaning ladies exited the bathroom. I did not batt an eye since I felt like I had a right to be naked in an all male dorm, and for her part, she just gasped and then said that she was done cleaning. I said "Thank You", and opened the swinging door into the bathroom and went about my business.
  
  I really dont think a female cleaning lady expected to see a naked man at a Christian College, so it must have been a bit of a shock for her. Oh well.
  
  Don

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• SU

  

  sunracer

  Apr 23, 2020

  Was sitting naked in my back yard reading and my landscaper walked in thru the gate to take a picture of some shrubs that he wanted to plant elsewhere, didnt bother me and all he did was to say hello and turned his head. Later that week I told him I should have mentioned that almost every afternoon I am nude in my back yard and he laughed and said that he and his wife do the same thing at his house most evenings!

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• CH

  

  Chris

  Apr 30, 2020

  As you can see from my profile pic I have a private backyard and I'm backed up to a canal. I'm out tanning about 2 years ago and fell asleep, I hear this pounding sound, I look around and see 4 roofers working on the townhouses across the canal.. They are looking at me I waved and layed back down. I call it seen naked not busted lol

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  Michael

  May 5, 2020

  I was on vacation staying at a textile community of townhouses beside the ocean. Each morning I enjoyed a leisurely run along the ocean road at day break wearing shorts before it got hot. As I never see anyone up at that hour around the community I enjoyed the outside shower beside the pool nude after the run along the ocean road. A few days latter I hear folks there refer to me as naked Mike. When I ask why they were calling me this, they told me about my nude outdoor shower times early each day watched over by one of my female neighbors who would sit on her balcony each morning sipping her coffee. I never saw her there but she or others complained about my activities. Perhaps after a while there were many getting up early to see the site.

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• TD

  

  Tom D

  May 5, 2020

  [quote]As you can see from my profile pic I have a private backyard and I'm backed up to a canal. I'm out tanning about 2 years ago and fell asleep, I hear this pounding sound, I look around and see 4 roofers working on the townhouses across the canal.. They are looking at me I waved and layed back down. I call it seen naked not busted lol[/quote] Same thing almost happened to me. I went out to the pool wrapped in a towel ready to do some total tanning inside my privacy fence. I then saw roofers working on the house next door. I then went back in house and got a pair of shorts.

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• JO

  

  John

  May 15, 2020

  My wife was raised by two very prudish, strict Catholics, and it took years for me to get her to shed her inhibitions. But one weekend her parents came down to Virginia where we were living at the time. I woke up pretty early one morning andthoughtthat both of her parents were still asleep, and I had to use the bathroom. Since my wife and I always sleep in the nude and it's my house - I went down the hallway to use the bathroom without putting anything on. (It was a small ranch house with only one bathroom right off of the bedrooms & living room). Her father was sitting in the living room reading the newspaper, and he just looked my way and said "Good Morning Naked Boy!", so I just replied "Good Morning!" and went in and used the bathroom and went back into the bedroom without saying anything else. I didn't mention it to my wife but I'm pretty sure that he mentioned it to her and to my mother in law. Not really sure what he thought, because his reaction was so flat and unemotional, and they never mentioned it again.

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• DI

  

  divester

  May 19, 2020

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  A few years ago I was travelling on a bus along Park Lane with a friend. It was about 10-30pm towards the end of a particularly hot August day and we were having one of those, 'THE ONLY REGRETS ARE FOR THE THINGS YOU DIDN'T DO', sort of chats. As we were passing the (Queen Mother) gates to Hyde Park she suddenly said, "Let's go skinny dipping". My face lit up and before we knew it we were off the bus and heading into the park.

  For those who don't know the area, the park can be very dark at night although some pathways and particularly the edge of the Serpentine lake is dimly lit by lamplight.

  We chose our point past the boating jetty and, looking around and finding the coast clear, we began to get undressed. I was quickly fully naked and she had just taken off her bra and was pulling down her knickers when I noticed what looked like lots of small lamps clustered together and swaying in the distance. I kept looking to try to make out what they were while my friend hadn't noticed and was placing her clothes on the bench. Suddenly the lamps became more clear very quickly and I realised what they were. In an instant, a whole cycling club of about forty riders were passing us on their night ride and complete with head torches they slowed down to look at what they'd found. To repeated wolf whistles and shouts of, 'WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING', they passed us in a line, one after the other like it was all some organised inspection parade. Being unable to do anything else I just stood there and laughed while my friend, completely taken by surprise, casually sat down on the bench and quickly crossed her legs and folded her arms in front of her, just like it was the middle of the afternoon.

  We laughed so much on the way home but haven't done it again since.

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• JO

  

  John

  May 19, 2020

  [quote]I got busted by my prudish neighbour, and that was 4yrs ago. Hasn't spoken to me since.[/quote] Is that a problem or a bonus?

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• GU

  

  Guy

  May 20, 2020

  Havent been busted persay but have been outed by my wife to my dads girlfriend by telling her that a couple of weeks ago that I had toasted/burned my buns by laying in the sun. My dads girlfriend asked me about it just a couple days ago.

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• LE

  Lee

  May 31, 2020

  [quote]I was hiking nude a couple of years ago and someone started whistling at me. I never saw them and I was about a mile from my clothes. I walked back to my clothes and I kept hearing the whistling. Freaked me out. I never hiked nude there again.[/quote] Something very similar happened to my wife and I on our first nude hike. Hiking in a downpour on a secluded trail we heard some yelling. I ignored it, as mot to freak out my wife. Later we saw a truck parked downstream. Must have been a fisherman getting an eye full.

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• DO

  

  Doug

  Jun 6, 2020

  I got busted earlier this morning around 2am. I went out front for some fresh air and got the urge to walk around naked. When I came back I found my wife outside looking for me with my shorts in her hand. She's not into nudism at all. That was a difficult explanation. Funny, now though.

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• GO

  

  Gordy57

  Jun 16, 2020

  Yep today, I was just finishing cleanup from de-thatching when I heard "Jesus Christ Gordy put some cloths on" It was a neighbor, he went back to the front of the house and waited for me. He needs me to fix his manure spreader, at least he already has it power washed ;-)

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