SO have you been busted?

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  Barefoot5977

  Oct 1, 2020

  Last week I was working in the lot down by my barn, off the side of the drive but not in sight of the hi way. Yeah, wearing flip flops because of the blackberry briars, but tha was it. Good friend came up the drive and saw my truck so came down to talk. You would have thought he would be used to seeing a naked old man, as we are the same age. Acted like he thought seeing me nude was going to turn him gay as he sat there!!! Started talking about baseball and fussing for me to put something on. Oh well, he knew I spent most of my time nude, now he calls before he gets there.

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  Chris

  Oct 19, 2020

  A few time.... I don't call it busted, I call it seen lol...
  A few years ago I was laying out tanning and fell asleep, I hear some banging look around and see 3 roofers across the canal from me working on the roof. 2 of the guys were looking in my direction, I waved and layed back down.
  About 5 or 6 months ago I finally hooked up my outdoor shower, I haven't showered inside the house since. A few months ago, I went out to the shower and started to shower, you know that feeling you get when you feel someone is watching you LOL.... I look up towards the front of my house and there's a roofer right next door, I'd say 20 - 25 feet away up on the edge of the roof. I wave at him and say to myself well screw it he's already seen me and finish my shower.. I dry off, throw the towel over my shoulder and start walking back towards my back slider. His back was to me and like I said he already seen me, I said excuse me, do you do any side work? I need the edging on the roof of my patio re caulked. He gave me a price, I got dressed for work and went over and handed him a check to do the work... I'm 53 now and I just don't care who sees me anymore lol... I have a 6' board on board fence with 2' foot of lattice on top, if someone looks over 8' and sees me that's their problem, I took every effort to not be seen

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  nudesuncpl

  Oct 19, 2020

  I've been "busted" by everybody from the neighbor, to the pool guy, to the lawn guys--and even the meter man once. My reaction is always the same. I just say, "Well, you know wearenudists--as you can tell from all the clothing optional signs, right?" And then I just continue to do whatever it is I was doing. Run inside? For what? My house, my rules.

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• ME

  Member

  Oct 21, 2020

  My wife was away for the day and I was in the back yard vacuuming the swimming pool in the nude. The house was locked so there was little chance that I would be surprised. My mother-in law had a key to the house and let herself in, walked through the house and came out the back calling out a greeting. There she was, standing by the table where I had left my very brief bikini underwear, and I had to walk around the pool in full view and up to her to find any cover at all. Now this is an older woman with a strict
  religious upbringing who I assumed would be shocked by what she saw. I welcomed her, asked if she would like a cup of coffee, and she accepted and went inside. I stopped to put on my red briefs, just a couple of tiny red triangles really, and proceeded to the kitchen to make coffee. I decided given what she had already seen, there was no point in putting on more. We had a nice visit and she left for home. I expected she would express her disapproval to my wife but to my amazement it was never mentioned.

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• ME

  Member

  Dec 16, 2020

  Yes I have been busted doing various things on wooded trails. The reactions range from outrage to a woman stripping down and walking with me, she had always wanted to but never had the guts until I convinced her to experience what she was missing. Been caught by old women walking on a bike/jogging trail, dog walkers, numerous fisherman, (who never seem to care). I have even caught others doing way worse then me. Those are whole other stories not appropriate for these forums lol.

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• ME

  Member

  Dec 16, 2020

  No vacuum sales rep for me. However i did have a woman who was doing a census report try her hardest to come in despite me being naked and making it clear to her i was not lying. Looking back now I guess she was quite possibly a nudist also and I should of just invited her in for some tea.
  Ow well, hind sight is a bitch and I possibly missed out on a good time one way or another. FML

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• PW

  

  phil Wallace

  Dec 20, 2020

  Busted by older lady neighbour embarrassing but liked it too lol xxx

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• JA

  

  Jasminlei

  Dec 21, 2020

  Can l ask what you were doing when you got busted??

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• ST

  

  Steve

  Dec 21, 2020

  [quote]Busted by older lady neighbour embarrassing but liked it too lol xxx[/quote] Perhaps dropping the hint without the story is the reason for that cheeky smile!

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• CL

  

  cloudy

  Jan 1, 2021

  Last summer, I was cutting a new section of hiking trail. The underbrush was very thick and the sweat was rolling off of me. I finished the cutting phase of it and was headed back to my truck on the newly opened trail. To cool down, I stripped it all off and put my cloths in my pack. About 1/2 way back, I went around a large rock and almost bumped into another trail worker I didn't even know was there. I got dressed but didn't make a big deal about being naked. He didn't either. ( he was fully clothed ) I just told him that the Appalachian trail has a hike naked day, so why not here and now. We talked for about 1/2 hour and he went his way and I , my way. Nothing was ever said about the encounter.

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• ME

  Member

  Jan 6, 2021

  Interesting story. Maybe he's seen it all in his time....nothing phases him!

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• DE

  

  Derek

  Mar 2, 2021

  This was such a fun experience. was about 20 years ago now, I found an ad for an artist who wanted models to body paint for an art show.
  
  First off I went to his place and "auditioned" that ws fun, and he told me abut the show. it was a show where local known artists in the Toronto area, were being asked to step outside of their usual media and create a "fashion". the entire thing wold be done as a fashion show. ours was to be "Evening Wear"
  
  He hired 2 guys and one girl, and we had to show up at the gallery , strip naked in front of everyone and let the Artist, Menno Krant, do his work. his work tends to be very primal, almost like modern cave paintings. and he painted my entire body, head to toe in artist acrylic paint. in the style of his work.
  
  After that the fashion show happened, and we had to come out on the runway, fully nude, but with only paint covering us. but still our dicks and everything on view for everyone to see. they payed electronic music and he had us dance/walk down the runway in a quirky manner.
  
  Afterwards, there was a small reception, where we stayed nude, but everyone began leaving. I was really disappointed because I tend to fine that the onger Ive been naked in public the harder it is to put clothes back on. it was only 9:30. Menno however had other ideas. he wanted to go across the street to a bar called The Caddilac Lounge, where live bands play, and he wanted us to come with him, nude.
  
  I was really afraid, but the other 2 were in, so I thought, well so long as I'm not the only one nude on Queen street on a Saturday night, in Parkdale . Parkdale tends to be an odd neighbourhood. run down Victorian buildings, and a mixture of low income people, artists and musicians who call it home. with prostitutes, drug dealers, trendy bars, galleries and lots of revellers everywhere. Grit meets cool in the most unique manner in Parkdale.
  
  Anyway. we headed out the door, menno's car was parked in front of The Cadillac Lounge, he had us carry our clothes and he was going to put them into his trunk for us, so we cold be naked in the bar without any clothes at all to hinder us. We weren't even wearing shoes. the first thing I saw when we stepped outside was s cop arresting some guy. he looked at us, did a double take, and then went back to arresting his perp.
  
  we got to the car, put out clothes in the trunk, but then Menno informed us that he needed some cigarettes. the store to buy them at was a 7/11 about 4 blocks east. and he wanted us to go with him. Well it was either go with him or say here naked by myself, since my clothes were already looked in his car, so I headed on the walk down the street, fully nude, and body painted, wht these 2 other models and Menno Krant.
  
  The walk there was relatively uneventful, lots of hoots and hollers, and when a streetcar went past, everyone inside hooted too. we arrived at the 7/11, it has a gas bar out front and we decided that going inside while nude was a bad idea, so the 3 of us stayed outside, while Menno went in and got his smokes.
  
  While we stood outside, there was a group of black guys and a group of Asian guys who saw us. The black guys started taunting us about dick size. my dick is a nice size, but it is obviously not going to compare to these black guys, but then the Asian guys started chiming in too.
  
  The Black guys started to point out the hypocrisy that the Asian guys were making fun of our dick sizes. meanwhile, the 3 of us are speechless. this began to excellent into what could have been a fight, and here we are in the middle of it. None of us have said a word, but our mere nude presence is about to cause a rumble. Just them Menno came out and we were able to leave. which we did very quickly.
  
  then we walked back to The Caddilac Lounge, this time a couple of women came out of a restaurant, and asked to take out pictures. we said yes and posed for them. more hoots and hollers, more streetcars and car honks. eventually we made it back to the bar. as we arrived, i suddenly thought, there is no way the bouncer is going to let us in with no clothes on, but the the woman with us, approached him first, and he he put his thumb up, said, "cool", and let us in.
  
  The rest of the night was fairly uneventful 'cept it turned out that the band playing was that of a friend of mine. i stayed in the back room mostly because I didn't think it would be right to upstage his band, and I'm sure my mere nude presence would have done just that. lots of people bought us drinks which was great since no pockets meant no money, and it was awesome that lots of people wanted to talk to me, and not one of them looked at my face at all.
  
  A few years later, I was at a party and met a woman. we became friends, and after meeting at a few other parties I was invited to her place for a party. on the wall at her place was a a collage of photographs. one of them was of me body painted. She was the one who had run out of the restaurant and asked to photograph us.

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• CR

  

  Craig

  Apr 14, 2021

  Several times. I am naked on my boat a lot and have been seen many times. I got caught once while sunning on a beach on the river. It was a random and I seemingly had the river to myself. I pulled my boat up to the beach, dropped anchor and went for a walk. I was about 200 yards from my boat when another boat pulled up. BUSTED! I casually walked back to my boat and the other boater politely said, You look comfortable, try not to burn down there. They were nice and told me not to worry about getting busted.

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  AustinJohn

  Apr 20, 2021

  Just last month was doing my nude thing and grandbaby's mama came in unannounced while I was getting some documents out of my storage room in the backyard. She opened the backyard to say she was here and all I could do is open the door nude and say ok I'm out here looking for something. Wife later came home and said something about I hear you were nude in the backyard today. She knows I get nude and go to the local nude park so wasn't shocked. I was just glad I wasn't excited at the time - now that would have been embarrassing. There hasn't been any change in her behavior toward me but I noticed she always calls before coming over - I tell her thanks I'm dressed. Hahaha.
  Here is a photo of what I would have looked like from her vantage point.

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  Lee

  Aug 10, 2021

  I was caught by a good friend the other day. Its not really a secret that my wife and I go nude, but it was the first time seeing it. I slipped on shorts, and we joked about him going nude next time ( I'm sure he wont). I know the topic will come up again with the wives. I'm hoping for a good conversation, maybe even a hot tub night.

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  nudeyooper

  Aug 11, 2021

  My brothers and I have not lived as nudists but have not been shy. When one of them came into the house the other day, I did not even bother to get dressed.

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  Dan

  Sep 4, 2021

  My backyard is surrounded by a 6 foot tall fence, so its generally a safe place to be naked. But one morning I forgot it was garbage pickup day. When the garbage truck drove by, I found out that the driver sits way up there. He got quite an eye full over the fence. His head was turned and he was looking right at me when he drove by.

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  Dan

  Sep 4, 2021

  My backyard is surrounded by a 6 foot tall fence, so its generally a safe place to be naked. But one morning I forgot it was garbage pickup day. When the garbage truck drove by, I found out that the driver sits way up there. He got quite an eye full over the fence. His head was turned and he was looking right at me when he drove by.

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• ME

  Member

  Oct 31, 2021

  I try to mow the lawn while being nude. I use a zero turn that has a steering wheel so you could see everything if you looked. So I'm mowing away and I look up and there is the neighbor in our pasture. He is stopped and I think looking my way. I'm not sure he knew I was naked. I kept mowing acting like I wasn't naked. He moves away and I head for the porch where my shorts are. He comes back to that spot and I stop to chat with him. He never said anything and I didn't either.

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  Cougar01

  Sep 15, 2022

  Very awkward situation, when I was a kid I played naked around our apartment after school until my parents got home. I started sneaking down the front and back stairs to see how far I could get without chickening out and running back up. Once I was past the second floor I started getting bolder and made it past the first floor and then all the way down to the basement. Eventually I could get down to the basement laundry room and back without being seen by the other tenants. One day I was down in the basement exploring the boiler room and looked down and saw the perfectly shaped black foot prints I was leaving on the cement floor, so I started walking around more to see how dirty I could get my barefeet and lost track of time. I heard a noise coming down the stairs and I hid behind the door as the Polish landlady was coming in to do her laundry and closed the door behind her. She was so startled and I was so scared that I pushed right past her and pulled open the door as she started laughing and threw a towel from her basket at me and kept saying something in Polish.
  
  It was enough to keep me from exploring the basement naked for a while. I was terrified she would tell my parents but she never did since nobody ever said anything about it. Whenever she saw me after that she would laugh and say something in Polish and make a jerking off motion with her fist. She did it once when I was with my parents but they just looked at each other and didn't say anything to me.
  
  The next time I went down to the basement was after she had gone out somewhere and I noticed that all my black foot prints had been swept or mopped up so I was very careful about going into the boiler room and leaving evidence that I was back down there again.

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• ME

  Member

  Oct 15, 2022

  We have a fairly private backyard, but on one side when new neighbours moved in they removed a tonne of the trees and plants that provided for much of the privacy. They do go away camping frequently though and they leave one particular blind down when they do - so I know when they are away.

  So recently while they were away camping I decided to take my liberties and be nude in that part of our backyard as much as I could. It was great doing the gardening and getting the washing on and off the line. I was getting rather comfy with them being away!

  Then the other day whilst standing fully nude in my kitchen and looking towards their house I could see some movement, and it sounded like a couple of dogs had gotten into their backyard. Knowing that my neighbours would not be happy about this I proceeded to the fence (paling fence) and peered over - only to find that it was in fact another gent from our neighbourhood hosing the garden for my neighbours.

  We had that moment of awkward silence...I walked back to my back door and once there looked back to see if he was peering over the fence. He wasn't but I could see his reflection in one of the neighbours windows. He was standing there unable to move, facing 90 degrees to me, red faced and I could almost see the wheels in his head going around!

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  Anna

  Nov 24, 2022

  I get caught naked a lot. But there has never been anything serious. Everyone is positive about this.

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• JO

  

  JohnCase

  Nov 25, 2022

  For you, I can imagine, of course no one would have a problem with finding you naked!

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• CO

  

  Cougar01

  Dec 27, 2022

  Oops! Lady across the street saw me working in the garage nude recently. I was so careful about parking the cars on the apron so that there was only a little opening between and on either side. Apparently she was out front at her mailbox while I was sweeping out between the cars. She usually says hello if I'm out clothed, but went straight in when our eyes met. She told my wife about it. Wife told me about it (and again and again and again). Wife eventually told her I was staining wood and got it all over my clothes and I didn't want to wear them into the house... So this week I drove over to rec center to pick the wife up after swimming with nothing but a towel on my lap, so there.

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