SO have you been busted?

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  bumples

  Jun 29, 2020

  I have several times. I lived in a secluded wooded area back from the road a bit. I was prone to be outside regularly in the buff.
  I was sunning on a chaise in the side yard and dozing off when I heard "I'll just put the package by the door" from the UPS driver on my front deck, while looking in my direction. This same fellow 'caught' me several times over the years and it became routine for him to leave the delivery without a signature.

  The most memorable time, however was when I again was sunning the front side of my body on the same chaise in the back yard and reading a skin mag, when I felt that someone was looking at me. I looked up and there was my closest neighbor standing not 8 feet away from me and holding her dogs leash. Now this neighbor lived a good 1/2 mile around the hill from me with heavy woods between us. (She was a knockout looker, by the way!) She said that her dog had slipped his leash while they were walking the woods. Maybe she was true or then .... because she had the dog and leash in her hand at the time. Anyway, what could I do but startup a casual conversation like nothing was out of the ordinary.
  Curiously, that summer she would be in my yard having conversations with me multiple times and each time she would be a little more less clothed than the time before but never naked. I eventually did ask her to remove her clothes and join me after we had discussed naturism a couple of times by that point. She removed her tube top but never went any further and started to forget her dog.

  Over the following winter, she and her husband had separated and she had moved to the college town where she was the college administrator's assistant.

  We had friends that were fully aware of my nudism and would drop by for this or that and sometimes would join me in the pleasures that my secluded building site offered, for an hour or two.

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  Dennis

  Jun 30, 2020

  About a year ago, I was on the rider lawn mower, mowing the lawn at my property (I wasn't living there yet)nude as I always do. I had just made a pass facing the woods, and turned the mower around for the return pass and found my dad sitting there on the quad with a gas can in front of me. I just stared at him dumbfounded. I backed the throttle down on the mower so I could hear, and my dad came over, looked between my legs, looked at me, and said, "I used the mower yesterday and never filled it back up." He pointed between my legs at the gas sight glass, went to the back and emptied the can, turned around and left.

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  Toutnue

  Jul 12, 2020

  I was sitting in my BY completely naked, browsing instagram when my gadner popped in through the BY gate about 15ft from where im sitting....
  He saw me, laughted and I went put shorts on and came back out. Had a conversation about this and that, and he left....
  Next time, I'll stay as I am....

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• JA

  

  Jason

  Jul 15, 2020

  Just last week I got caught. There is a secluded stream I like to skinny dip in. I never see anyone there. I was enjoying the relaxing freedom of being nude in the glorious sun when I heard voices. I quickly stepped behind some bushes and wrapped a towel around myself. It was two kayaker's coming downstream. They commented that they didn't think anyone skinnydipped there any more. They weren't fazed and continued on. One of them got hung up on a rock and was trying to free himself. I said I could help but he might get embarrassed. He said he would appreciate the help so I dropped the towel and waded out totally naked to help him off the rocks. I was OK with it and he seemed to be too.

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• BU

  

  bumples

  Jul 15, 2020

  Yes many times over the years ... in my yard. (My property was secluded in the woods with a 1/4 mile driveway to the yards.) The first was the UPS driver needing a signature, then there was the people who hiked in the woods around me and would leave the trail and end up at my secluded place a 1/4 mile away from the trails.

  There was a neighbor (lived a half mile away) who was walking her dog in the woods and he was running loose at the time. The dog came into the yard and I was sunning on the chaise reading a skin mag at the time. She came right into the yard after the dog not knowing that it was not just a clearing. There I was, full staff on my back and she stopped abruptly but kept looking. I ignored her but kept an eye on her looking for any trouble that might happen, when she got a smile and came over to chat. We chatted for about twenty minutes and then she and her dog just left as they had come in.

  The best one is however more interesting. Our town had a terrific fourth of July day with fireworks after at dusk. That year they had featured a helicopter ride that would fly around the area as the patrons wanted to see. One time it came directly overhead and I was again sunning in the back yard and my wife had just gone in to the house. I didn't know about the rides in the village, so I ignored it as if it were just another flight that was slightly off course. Well, in about another 30 minutes, it flew over again. This happened for the next 4 hours! My thought as that the pilot was asking everyone if they wanted to see a naked man.

  I was worried about any legal ramifications, especially if there were kids on the flight, so after the third flight, I went inside and put on a pair of light tan speedos then went back out.

  There was also the time that the cable company van came up to upgrade the wiring ... unannounced. He was nervous but I stayed nude and watched him do his thing..

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  nudeyooper

  Jul 15, 2020

  [quote] Well, in about another 30 minutes, it flew over again. This happened for the next 4 hours! My thought as that the pilot was asking everyone if they wanted to see a naked man. [/quote] Which seems to prove that we Americans are not as hung up with nudity as we pretend to be. I've been caught several times mostly by my best friend who has had no comment, but I do dress on those occasions.

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• BA

  

  Barefoot5977

  Jul 16, 2020

  I was stretched out on my lounger, enjoying the early spring sun. Well, around the corner into my back yard comes the owner of the farm behind me. He is a city guy and no idea that you just dont come barging into a private home space. I just raised up, was on by belly, and answered him. That was when he realized I was nude. Stuttered a bit but, to his credit, went on about what he had come by for. I offered to come around to the front and sit a while, I had my towel, but he declined. No explanation, my back yard, none needed. To his credit again, I dont think he expected any explanation. It was a beautiful day, and we both continued on without an issue. He has not ventured up my drive( 1/4 mile) again. I dont think he was offended, but not real concerned, he breached my domain uninvited. Several years ago, and I have heard nothing negative. Just go on about what you were doing, nothing to see here.

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  Barefoot5977

  Jul 17, 2020

  On my own property, at the end of a 1/4 mile long private drive! Over 300 meters of MY private property in any direction from my house, he intruded uninvited!

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  Tom D

  Aug 2, 2020

  [quote]An interesting occurrence happened late yesterday afternoon. I was finishing up watering the backyard...nude, of course. My deck is slightly elevated and I have a female neighbor who lives three houses to the east at an angle that she could possibly see me standing on the deck over the fences. I was walking on the deck, heading back towards the door, when I turned and saw her coming around the corner of her house with her hand covering her eyes. Now, like I said, it was late afternoon, and the bright sun was low in the sky, and she was facing west. I'm wondering if she was covering her eyes because of the sun...or the sight of my naked butt walking across the deck. I'm not really sure she could actually see anything below the waist. After getting to the door, I turned again, and she seemed to be going about her business in her yard, and not staring in my direction, hoping to get another look. There have been several times when she's walked out her back door and I'd be standing or walking in her direction and she would have gotten the full view...[/quote] Unless you all have very narrow lots, I doubt if she could see much from 3 houses away.

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• ME

  Member

  Aug 2, 2020

  I use to worry about our closest neighbors but noticed their blinds are always closed , if they have seen us never seem to bother them been neighbors for 15 years! anyway they are about 600 feet away doubt if see much anyway

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  Frank

  Aug 5, 2020

  Years ago, when I still had a doggie, I went for a walk with him in the middle of the night. We have a lake nearby, so I went there. It was such a warm summer night, that I decided to go skinny dipping. To my horror there was a couple who decided to walk their dog in the middle of the night as well. They didn't say anything, but their faces.....

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  Frank

  Aug 5, 2020

  Years ago, when I still had a doggie, I went for a walk with him in the middle of the night. We have a lake nearby, so I went there. It was such a warm summer night, that I decided to go skinny dipping. To my horror there was a couple who decided to walk their dog in the middle of the night as well. They didn't say anything, but their faces.....

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  Cary

  Aug 12, 2020

  So I am very new in Nudism. Once I went on a solo trip. During a nice sunny day, I went on a long walk on the beach with a couple of beers and a book. After having the beers in a quiet place, I went behind the rocks and saw an amazing tiny beach spot. I went there to be naked. FYI the beach was almost secluded. So I removed my clothes and took the courage to take off my brief as well. As I was applying sun screen on me, a couple saw me as they came out of nowhere. I later realized there was a way behind the rock. I was embarrassed but the couple was smiling at me like it was okay.

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• ME

  Member

  Aug 16, 2020

  Well, just got caught... again. I inherited a house that I am renovating and to save me some work, I hired a painter; really nice semi retired guy. When I am alone at the house, I get naked as soon as I get there just like I do at home. When the painter is there, I just take my t-shirt off. Yesterday morning, I was at the house first thing in the morning so took my t-shirt and shorts off (no underwear), expecting the painter to arrive around 1 pm since he wanted to finish and outdoors job in the morning to take advantage of the cooler temperature. So I am in the basement bathroom vacuuming some drywall dust and just as I turn off the shop vac, I hear 'Hello', it was the painter at the bottom of the stairs. Of course, my shorts are upstairs and I have nothing near me to cover up. So I tell him, 'Hi Tom, ah, my shorts are upstairs', to which he replies 'that's ok'. When he turned the corner, he saw me standing there and realized that 'shorts upstairs' did not mean I was in my underwear! After a brief shocked look on his face, he laughed, told me he was early, and offered to go get my shorts.

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• DI

  

  Diana

  Aug 28, 2020

  Well it finally happened! I walked out on my deck to shake out a rug, completely nude of course! It was dark out, Ive ventured out before, late at night. This time neighbors were on their deck. They both looked at me, one of those deer in the headlights moments. They went inside very quickly, looking very embarrassed like I was doing something shockingly wrong. Lighten up people! Hope to heck I dont get evicted!

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• NA

  

  naturistuk

  Aug 28, 2020

  Was at home one Saturday morning thought I was ok as wife was at work so I was relaxing for cpl of hours go naked and was chatting on line to like minded nudists she came home early caught me naked made my excuses she was not happy and going to throw me out

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• JA

  

  Jason

  Aug 28, 2020

  [quote]Was at home one Saturday morning thought I was ok as wife was at work so I was relaxing for cpl of hours go naked and was chatting on line to like minded nudists she came home early caught me naked made my excuses she was not happy and going to throw me out[/quote] She was going to throw you out for being naked at home? You were alone, weren't you? LOL My wife does not support my nude lifestyle so like you, I'm only nude when I'm alone. However, if she caught me nude it would probably just be embarrassment on both sides.

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• JA

  

  Jason

  Aug 29, 2020

  I do think thongs are sexy and I do appreciate a nice ass (male or female) for some reason a thong seems to accentuate a nice ass. I'm curious though. Why not be completely naked? Do you wear it to show off your ass? I wonder what her reaction would be if you did not wear the thong.

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• ME

  Member

  Aug 29, 2020

  I got caught (again) last month. I went outside one night to smoke and neighbor was sitting on her step and watched me. When I realized she was there it didn't make sense covering up. We talked for a while I remember telling her join me next time being naked not the smoke or both lol

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• JA

  

  Jason

  Aug 31, 2020

  They fact that she casually chatted with you while wearing a thong says she wouldn't run if you had it off.

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• ME

  Member

  Sep 2, 2020

  I bleve in wife quality control before we head out the door and that is said after being married the majority of my life. My wife would not only knod a big hell NOT but laugh. I know her she would make sport of me in a a man thong to all our good friends and/or be embarrassed for me strutting such a thing. Last thing I need to personally do is that. I have to agree it's not a good look no matter how much a dude wants it to be.

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• JA

  

  Jason

  Sep 2, 2020

  [quote]I bleve in wife quality control before we head out the door and that is said after being married the majority of my life. My wife would not only knod a big hell NOT but laugh. I know her she would make sport of me in a a man thong to all our good friends and/or be embarrassed for me strutting such a thing. Last thing I need to personally do is that. I have to agree it's not a good look no matter how much a dude wants it to be.[/quote] I think it is a personal preference. Personally, I like a nice butt (male or female) and the thong provides some level of coverage so the viewer is not distracted by a penis. A nice butt shows off well in a thong.

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• JA

  

  Jason

  Sep 5, 2020

  [quote]Ive been busted many times but a couple of more recent ones that stand out... A year ago I was going for a walk in the countryside and thought Id strip off as it was so quiet. Passing a corn field I thought Id get a couple of photos as it looked amazing. Set up my camera and with the timer did a few poses in the nude. Then I spotted a small group of ramblers in the corner of the field watching me. I grabbed my camera and ran off to hide in the corn, but didnt manage to get my clothes. I hid for a while waiting for them to pass, but when I came out my clothes had disappeared- theyd taken them, along with my bag and car keys. Massive panic as I made my way along the path totally nude trying to find something to cover up with!.[/quote] There is a stream near my house down a remote trail in the forest. I love to swim naked there but always afraid someone will take my clothes. I carry them across the stream which does not have access from the trail and leave them on the bank for safe keeping. I have been caught a few times by kayakers though.

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• CA

  

  Cal

  Sep 14, 2020

  Last week I looked out front to be sure the gardener was gone so I could go out, lock the gate and get some naked rays. I usually cruise the backyard in the buff so when I walked out the back door I pulled off my shirt and shorts and tossed them on the patio table. Completely nude, I walked around the corner of the house to see the gate fully open with my neighbors homes looking straight through. I made an about face to see the gardener kneeling by a sprinkler that he was repairing in the middle of the yard! I stopped at the table, replaced the shirt and shorts and went back inside. Oh well, well see if he lingers next week!

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