What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

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• HE

  

  herb

  Sep 5, 2019

  Was out at the farm . got home early from work. Went out naked to go through the garden to see if there was any thing to pick. Was walking back to the house when who pulls in to the drive way , comes up to where we park , but parks under the tree on the grass. You know what kind of show my mother-in-law , driver, and wife got to see! LOL yes. Me and all my glory heading to the back door.

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• JE

  

  John English

  Sep 15, 2019

  This happen years ago when my wife and I were first marred , we went for a weekend get away the last day my wife went around taking photos of the hotel room , when we got back home wife ran to drug store to have them developed , the next day she and her mother went to pick she got them and was howing them when they were done my wife asked how she liked them her mother said nice but you might want to take some out my wife said why her mother said you can see I was nude in a few , the wife had taken photos and we never relized wear there was a mirror you could see me lol

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• RO

  

  Rob

  Oct 19, 2019

  We live in a lake and have a very nice secluded patio area on the overlooking the water. I frequently lay in the sun there nude during the summer. On this day I oiled up and got comfortable in the sun and quickly fell asleep. My husband arrived home mid day with 3 work associates from his office. Intending to show them our new boat he pulled in the driveway and told them to walk around to the patio and he would enter off the garage and bring out drinks. They came around to see me lying there tanned and naked, fast a sleep. They commonly sat down at the patio table and never said a word. I awoke later to my husband placing a towel over my lower body but not my breasts. I had to make a decision to stand and run or act like it wasnt a big deal. I choose to sit up and let them see my chest while we talked and had our drinks. Husband later said they enjoyed the day. Not sure if their wives know. Im sure Ill find out.

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• ME

  Member

  Oct 19, 2019

  Right

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• PH

  

  Phil

  Oct 20, 2019

  I met a new friend on true nudists last summer, he was fairly local and asked if I knew of any places we could go tan au natural. I had just moved home after 40 years and didn't know any nude beaches or camps that took single men. I did tell him of a place deep in the woods where I had camped nude many times when I'd come home for a visit. He agreed to pick me up and I showed him the spot. We got out the blanket and laid out for a little over an hour. Getting up to move around a bit I thought I heard voices but put it off to birds and the wind because it didnt repeat. I put the blanket back in the truck and had just bent over to pick up my water bottle when there was a crash in the woods and two bicycles burst out into the clearing. They were a man and woman and they had a wonderful view of my best side. I stood and waved as it seemed the only thing I could do. The guy looked and turned back to his trek but the womans eyes never left my body until they reentered the woods at the far end of the clearing. Love being naked!

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• KE

  

  Kevin

  Oct 20, 2019

  I have nothing as grandiose as having to walk home 10 miles nude or being stuck with a hundred textiles while being naked and without clothing.

  I went to a mixed nudist gathering in someone's home and as usual, most people disrobe in a bedroom. My leg got caught in my pants when I was trying to take them off and I tripped, knocking over a nightstand and scrapping an arm up pretty good.

  Not the impression I wanted to make first time in meeting this group ;])

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• ST

  

  Steve

  Oct 20, 2019

  Back in college , in the early 1980's , I had taken a shower . That side of the dorm was all male , on three floors . Other side of the dorm was all female , divided by a large stairway in the middle . Anyway , your dorm room was opened by a key back then , and the
  door always locked when you closed it . Had the key in my pants in the outer shower stall . Had both my clothes and towel taken by floor mates . Got done with the shower , only to realize I had to walk down the hall totally naked to the RA ' s room to get his master key to open my door . Was OK doing that . But very self - conscious about being seen naked in an ' exposed ' hallway . Stopped at the open door of the RA , and looked in around the corner into his room . Just about every person on my floor was in there , along with their girlfriends . Had never before allowed myself to be seen naked by anyone openly , and not be in a locker room or a swimming pool changing room . Just was how i was raised in upstate New York by my parents . I called out to my RA that I needed the master key , and why . He said " Come on in and get it . " He was in on the joke , knowing I was naked from the shower . I sucked in my gut and turning beet red in embarrassment , openly walked into the room , to the cheers and clapping of all those there . They all laughed at my predicament , but were also impressed that I was willing to be seen naked to get that key . Took me till 6 years ago ( October 2013 ) to once again become comfortable in being seen totally naked by strangers , at the beach on Lake Michigan I now visit each summer season to lay out naked , whenever that is possible without getting in trouble .

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  Stone Andy

  Oct 21, 2019

  [quote]They all laughed at my predicament , but were also impressed that I was willing to be seen naked to get that key . [/quote] Great story!

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• DG

  

  Dyslexic Guy

  Oct 21, 2019

  Not as embarrassing to me as it was to my wife. Since in summer months I like to push mow my lawn as well as garden nude.
  One of the hot summer days I was doing gardening with my wife, me nude her in clothing.
  The UPS driver pulled in and she freaked out he was going to report me or who knows what she told me to go in the house.
  I laughed at her and she got mad, the guy got out walked up to me and handed me the packaged, talked a minute and left.

  She said what did you say to him? I told her he asked if I would be t the gym for tennis and my hydro therapy.
  The driver is an old friend and he has seen me nude in Jr. HS, and HS gym showers at the gym where we sit nude in the sauna.
  She shook her head, and relaxed about the whole thing, I knew it was him in the truck he is our only driver.

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• ER

  

  Eric/Reina

  Oct 22, 2019

  I posted this story in another forum but I believe it fits here as well. I look back on it and find it an amusing situation. At the time I remember being proud that I was not embarrassed. I was in a hotel in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was a Saturday. I did not have training to go to and I was not going to visit some friends in the area until later. I had worked out for a bit in their little gym so I took my shower. The cleaning lady had stocked extra towels so I did not think she would be back on a Saturday. I settled in to watch a movie on my computer. This room is slightly L shaped with the desk set around the corner out of sight from the door. I put on my nice new headphones and was oblivious to the world. Until she stepped into view. The cleaning lady was in the room.
  
  I was not sitting right up close to the desk. I was sitting comfortably to watch a movie. So she could clearly see I was not dressed. She paused for a moment, blinked, and took a breath before asking if I had trash in the can next to the desk. Her pause should have been a clue. I stood, reached for the can and handed it to her. When she brought the can back from the hallway she asked if I would like some extra coffee for the weekend. So she went out to her cart to get some coffee. She talked to me while she continued straighten up the room. Then, she asked if there was anything else I needed. I thanked her for taking the time to get me extra coffee. She said it was her pleasure. But then she paused again like she was thinking about what or how to say something. She only said," I kind of knew already." I stood there probably looking confused. She took that moment to obviously scan her eyes down. All I could say was "oh" because, up to that point she acted like this was any other day. She explained that my room was slightly warmer and there were a few times that I left the towel on the chair. She smiled at me, a bit sheepishly, shrugged her shoulders and clearly scanned me again. Slowly turned, keeping her head turned toward me as long as she could and walked out the door.
  
  I had crossed paths with her at other times during my stay. She was always nice as she went about her work. The only difference that day was that I was not dressed. It is a good thing she said something because I very well may have followed her out the door continuing our conversation.
  
  I find it amusing because, that was the first time that I stood completely undressed, in front of a lady, that I did not know, while she was completely dressed, not in a nudist venue, and it did not occur to me that I was nude until she pointed out.

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• JO

  

  John

  Oct 26, 2019

  [quote]Thats funny! I guess she didnt feel uncomfortable![/quote] Hotel workers have seen it all so many times before they aren't fazed by it.

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• NO

  

  noodengr2

  Oct 27, 2019

  Thanks for sharing. Fun story

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Nov 1, 2019

  [quote] Had a freight train sneak up on me once while taking naked photos along the tracks,.[/quote] You must be fairly hard of hearing not to notice the sound of those big diesels approaching in the distance.

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• AA

  AAH.

  May 30, 2020

  I really like this story, very amusing.

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• AA

  AAH.

  May 30, 2020

  Some of these stories are hilarious

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• AA

  AAH.

  May 30, 2020

  Some of these stories are hilarious

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• AA

  AAH.

  May 30, 2020

  I really like this story, very amusing.

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• NU

  nudie_iq7721

  Aug 7, 2020

  not embarrassing but maybe amusing.drove up to a swimming hole on a river near home,I would go there a lot.a couple was camping on the bluff above it. I asked if I could use the swimming hole and they said they ok, they were leaving soon.It was quite hot around 95 degrees. I took my ice chest down there and took off my swim trunks and went skinny-dipping.it sure felt good.I was sitting in the water drinking a beer and here comes the couple, he takes off his shorts and jumps in the river! She takes awhile and takes off her swimsuit too.we spent all afternoon there all naked.

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• ME

  Member

  Dec 5, 2020

  We were expecting a friend from our club to come over to watch a football game and at the exact expected time a knock on the door so of course I opened the door right up. It was a hot headed pissed off customer because I was not answering my call out phone. I talked to him looking eye to eye standing there in my birthday suit without flinching until he got done venting about what he was pissed about. I knew all the while this could turn legally extremely bad in this area no ways about it. Naked is taken seriously here.

  I handled his problem, in the end I didn't get a police complaint filed or caught word of any rumors and I still have him for a customer today. It was not amusing but more embarrassing and very scary for legal reasons.

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• NO

  

  noodengr2

  Dec 5, 2020

  Single guy here but the story involves a couple. This past Feb I was in Tunis , Tunisia staying a Airbnb. There was a nice college age couple , him Algerian her German, in the other room in the home. The first night I taught them a dice game and we played until midnight. We did not cross paths the next day, but the 3rd morning, my last day in Africa, I awoke to the 5:30 ( predawn ) call to prayer which I had been hearing for a month. I first peed, something a bladder over 50 needs to do. Then I stepped out on to the balcony. And the door locked behind me! I did not panic but began to try to figure out how I was going to get back in the house. It was quite a drop down to the ground floor and also onto concrete. And who would let me in once on the ground floor? The non-English speaking parents of the owner of the Airbnb? The half meter high wall would not hide much and daylight was coming soon. At the far end of my patio there was a meter high wall which separated my balcony from the other room's balcony. I climbed the wall and went down and pounded on the metal shutters of the room occupied by the young couple. I heard them stirring and they turned the light in the room on. He began to raise the shutter enough that i could see him standing there in his underwear. I kept the wall from revealing too much of me I asked him to go unlock my balcony door ( and no my room door from the hall was not locked) He said sure and I climbed back over the wall and got to my door just as he was opening it. He still in his undies said " it is so cold outside " and i stepped back in my room bare ass. Maybe he was referring to my shrinkage. He went back to bed , but I was awake for the day. Later that day the 3 of joked about it as we explored the old city together. I still keep in touch with the young man and hope our paths will cross again someday.

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• TE

  

  TexasAJ

  Dec 5, 2020

  I'd put this in the amusing experience column.

  A year or so ago, I was home piddling around the house and my wife was over at a friend's house discussing some health issues the friend was having. My wife got home and wanted to fill me in on what was going on with her friend. It was around 7 pm so we went out onto the front porch swing. Because we were home, I was nude, or course. So we sit on the swing and she is filling me in. She hadn't gotten undressed yet, so she still had her dress on. As we are discussing her friend, the UPS truck comes down the road and stops out front of our house. (The road is about 100 yrs from the house). He backs up and pulls up the drive. Parks, gets out and brings a box to us. As he's walking towards us, he calls out, "Hey how's it going today?" I laughed and told he him sort of caught us off guard a little bit. He laughed and said, "No worries." He handed my wife the box and headed back to his truck.

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• 85

  

  85springer

  Jan 16, 2021

  I would love to have been the fly on the wall during that smoothing over process. Bet that would make a good story.

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• SM

  

  Suncouple Male

  Mar 15, 2021

  Not so much of an embarrassing story as it is somewhat amusing. In the summer of 2019 we traveled to Florida to spend our first "nudist" week outside of local venues. We overpacked our luggage with too many outfits that our luggage exceeded the weight limit. At the check-in counter we had to remove clothes from our 'check-in" bag and move it to our carry-on. It wasn't until we got to Lake Como that we looked at each other and thought - why did we pack so much clothes if we were going to be at Lake Como and Cypress Cove?
  That's when we promised each other, next time we travel lighter.

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• TD

  

  Tom D

  Mar 15, 2021

  [quote]Not so much of an embarrassing story as it is somewhat amusing. In the summer of 2019 we traveled to Florida to spend our first "nudist" week outside of local venues. We overpacked our luggage with too many outfits that our luggage exceeded the weight limit. At the check-in counter we had to remove clothes from our 'check-in" bag and move it to our carry-on. It wasn't until we got to Lake Como that we looked at each other and thought - why did we pack so much clothes if we were going to be at Lake Como and Cypress Cove? That's when we promised each other, next time we travel lighter.[/quote] How much would you take now for a week at a clothing optional resort?

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