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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 19, 2009I’m detecting some fun here.
I’ve noticed recently that some of you seem to be enjoying this Forum too much. Humorous and lighthearted responses to posts and friendly bantering certainly have no place here.So, knock it off!We have serious subjects to discuss and there is no time for these frivolous activities.
Some of these subjects include but are not limited to:
1. Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on?
2. Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long?
3. Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures?
4. Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on?
5. Why do I always have to cook the bacon?
6. Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch?
(I hope that you have formed a mental picture of the tongue in my cheek.) It has been missed on several occasions. This is all in fun and is no way designed to poke fun at sincere newbie questions which I always attempt to answer to the best of my ability.
Note to Linda: I’m still laughing at the post that you directed at me. I’m sure that you know the one.
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ThomasDec 8, 2009[quote]Was the guy handing out tickets to those who werent nude, nude himself? Nude Beach Patrol, now theres a job.[/quote] I would love that job too. The nude beach I go to is patrolled by park rangers and local sheriff's deputies. They are clothed but beach is clothing optional so guess that is OK.ReactReply - MI
Miss_LindaDec 9, 2009[quote][quote]Was the guy handing out tickets to those who werent nude, nude himself? Nude Beach Patrol, now theres a job.[/quote] Ah, but surely you need the peak cap and other vestments of office, lest an imoistor could stand in.
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Thy could pin on a badge. Piercings are fashionable these days.
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Curt, or CowboyDec 9, 2009[quote]Or, I suppose, go for a tatoo of office?[/quote] Hmmm...... What if there's a budget cut ? Be difficult to reduce the uniform budget. Maybe a "uniform" towel ? Methinks I'd like the job.ReactReply - MI
Miss_LindaDec 10, 2009[quote][quote]Was the guy handing out tickets to those who werent nude, nude himself? Nude Beach Patrol, now theres a job.[/quote] Allow me to volunteer for the job. Now if we could just get a nude beach, here in the Carolinas so I wouldn't have to travel so far to "work".[/quote] I have heard there are places along the Outer Banks of N. Carolina where nudity is tolerated better than in other places. I have not personally confirmed this to be true, but maybe others can?ReactReply - BL
blueiron35Dec 11, 2009lookn4sun, the quote under your post is great. Hard to live by but a very good way to live.
ReactReply - MEMemberDec 11, 2009[quote]Appreciated everyone......and ty Thomas for the message. Jen *big hug*........I miss talking to you and steve......ya'll stay blessed.[/quote]
We miss you too, lookn!ReactReply - MI
Miss_LindaDec 11, 2009[quote]Appreciated everyone......and ty Thomas for the message. Jen *big hug*........I miss talking to you and steve......ya'll stay blessed.[/quote] I still want to get to know you better. I hope you'll be posting more real soon?ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterDec 11, 200917. Are nudist clubs discriminatory? Seems that all you see is young, good looking nudists with perfect bodies.
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Miss_LindaDec 12, 2009[quote]17. Are nudist clubs discriminatory? Seems that all you see is young, good looking nudists with perfect bodies.[/quote] Isn't that what everyone wants to see?ReactReply - MEMemberDec 12, 2009[quote][quote]17. Are nudist clubs discriminatory? Seems that all you see is young, good looking nudists with perfect bodies.[/quote] Isn't that what everyone wants to see?[/quote] ok...ok.... not going anymore...
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Miss_LindaDec 13, 2009[quote][quote][quote]17. Are nudist clubs discriminatory? Seems that all you see is young, good looking nudists with perfect bodies.[/quote] Isn't that what everyone wants to see?[/quote] ok...ok.... not going anymore...
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Okay...then how about topic # 18 instead?ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterDec 13, 200918. Should nudist clubs have more “pot luck dinners” since so many nudists look under nourished?
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Miss_LindaDec 13, 2009[quote]18. Should nudist clubs have more “pot luck dinners” since so many nudists look under nourished?[/quote] For what most clubs charge per day they should provide complimentary steak and lobster dinners.ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterJan 24, 2010[quote]My husband used to wish there was a way to take his coffee intravenously. He has since cut down considerably and I have quit drinking it completely.[/quote] Life without coffee? Does a nudist live in a snowsuit?ReactReply - CO
Curt, or CowboyJan 24, 2010[quote] [quote][/quote]For what most clubs charge per day they should provide complimentary steak and lobster dinners.[/quote] HEAR ! HEAR !ReactReply - MI
Miss_LindaJan 26, 2010[quote][quote] [quote][/quote] For what most clubs charge per day they should provide complimentary steak and lobster dinners.[/quote] HEAR ! HEAR ![/quote] Eh?ReactReply - PH
PhilfreeeukJan 26, 2010[quote][quote]My husband used to wish there was a way to take his coffee intravenously. He has since cut down considerably and I have quit drinking it completely.[/quote] Life without coffee? Does a nudist live in a snowsuit?[/quote] HAHA! ....... Sorry to have to tell you this Art, but,....... several years ago, I gave up coffee to help me sleep, AND, ....... wait for it, ............. for the last couple of months, I have worn practically nothing else, other than my ageing SKI-SUIT ! ...... Right now It's the nearest I can get to being nude and stay warm. Outside of the bed, that is!
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macnudeOriginal PosterJan 26, 2010[quote][quote][quote]My husband used to wish there was a way to take his coffee intravenously. He has since cut down considerably and I have quit drinking it completely.[/quote] Life without coffee? Does a nudist live in a snowsuit?[/quote] HAHA! ....... Sorry to have to tell you this Art, but,....... several years ago, I gave up coffee to help me sleep, AND, ....... wait for it, ............. for the last couple of months, I have worn practically nothing else, other than my ageing SKI-SUIT ! ...... Right now It's the nearest I can get to being nude and stay warm. Outside of the bed, that is!
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I have to admit that I need my coffee to get a "jump start" in the morning. Regarding the snow suit, all we can do is look forward to summer. Nudism and frostbite just aren't compatible. I get cold just looking a Jen's snow angels.ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterFeb 2, 2010[quote][quote][quote]My husband used to wish there was a way to take his coffee intravenously. He has since cut down considerably and I have quit drinking it completely.[/quote] Life without coffee? Does a nudist live in a snowsuit?[/quote] HAHA! ....... Sorry to have to tell you this Art, but,....... several years ago, I gave up coffee to help me sleep, AND, ....... wait for it, ............. for the last couple of months, I have worn practically nothing else, other than my ageing SKI-SUIT ! ...... Right now It's the nearest I can get to being nude and stay warm. Outside of the bed, that is!
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Phil, no one can fault you for staying warm. Nudism and frostbite are not compatible no matter how dedicated you may be.
Regarding the coffee, I'd be useless without my "jump start" in the morning.ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterFeb 5, 201019. Don’t you think that the men, in particular, would prefer the pool water a bit warmer?
Note to Linda. I will explain this by PM if necessary.ReactReply - CD
Cheri Donna DawsonFeb 6, 2010[quote][quote][/quote]
Phil, no one can fault you for staying warm. Nudism and frostbite are not compatible no matter how dedicated you may be.
Regarding the coffee, I'd be useless without my "jump start" in the morning.[/quote]
I need my once cup a day. You don't want to speak with my husband before his first. At least I'm coherent when I first get out of bed. I will often pour a cup of coffee to just hold to keep my hands warm. :)
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ThomasFeb 6, 2010[quote]19. Don’t you think that the men, in particular, would prefer the pool water a bit warmer? Note to Linda. I will explain this by PM if necessary.[/quote] This one definately would. ThomasReactReply - GB
Greg BrannanFeb 10, 2010I saw on food network that you can cook bacon in a waffle iron. I don't remember the details, but that would cut down on the splattering :)
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Miss_LindaFeb 14, 2010[quote]19. Don’t you think that the men, in particular, would prefer the pool water a bit warmer? Note to Linda. I will explain this by PM if necessary.[/quote] Yes, I believe some would while others might wish the water were colder so as to have that particular excuse to fall back on.
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