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I’m detecting some fun here

Posted Nov 19, 2009

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macnude
macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 19, 2009
I’m detecting some fun here.   I’ve noticed recently that some of you seem to be enjoying this Forum too much. Humorous and lighthearted responses to posts and friendly bantering certainly have no place here.So, knock it off!We have serious subjects to discuss and there is no time for these frivolous activities.   Some of these subjects include but are not limited to:  1. Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on?  2. Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long?  3. Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures?  4. Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on?  5. Why do I always have to cook the bacon?  6. Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch?   (I hope that you have formed a mental picture of the tongue in my cheek.) It has been missed on several occasions. This is all in fun and is no way designed to poke fun at sincere newbie questions which I always attempt to answer to the best of my ability. Note to Linda: I’m still laughing at the post that you directed at me. I’m sure that you know the one. Last Page:http://www.truenudists.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=5766&page=10
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Feb 15, 2010
    [quote][quote]19. Don’t you think that the men, in particular, would prefer the pool water a bit warmer?  Note to Linda. I will explain this by PM if necessary.[/quote]     Yes, I believe some would while others might wish the water were colder so as to have that particular excuse to fall back on.Good point, Linda. The next time I exit the hot tub, I’m going to exclaim,”Burr, it’s time to turn that thing up”.
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  • BL
    blueiron35
    blueiron35
    Feb 15, 2010

    The water could be 180 degrees and Im still gonna claim it was cold. Yall are blowing my cover.

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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Feb 27, 2010

    How long do you think the National Football League would survive if they had to compete against the Nude Female Volley Ball League on Sunday afternoon TV?

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  • GE
    Gerry-4
    Gerry-4
    Mar 1, 2010

    The NFL is fine as long as Wardrobe Malfunctions continue to get regulators going. It will be a long while before nude volleyball of EITHER sex winds up on TV.

    Of course, live nude volleyball may draw some spectators away from a stadium where the NFL is playing a game. But are these the type of people we'd want to see at a nude volleyball game? It would help if there was no alcohol, I suppose.

    And do we insist on the audience staying dressed? If not, how do we make non-nudists understand that there is a difference between courteous social nudity and what they think might happen at such an event? Do we give a lecture before the game?

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  • GE
    Gerry-4
    Gerry-4
    Mar 1, 2010
    [quote][quote] [/quote]   NFL stadiums all have behavior rules for the fans...typically widely covered in the local media and published in a variety of ways.  Guess the same would work for the new nude volleyball league.  I for one think that there must be rule requiring the audience to be nude...it is an sport/event who's time has come![/quote] Of course, the non-nudist men will object by saying, "What if I have an erection?"
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 1, 2010

    Was  it Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder who first said, " All nudists are equally beautiful"?

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  • RE
    rebcpt52
    rebcpt52
    Aug 1, 2010

    lol that was great and yes I am worried about my laundry detergent going bad maybe I should keep in the refrig

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  • CD
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Aug 1, 2010
    [quote]lol that was great and yes I am worried about my laundry detergent going bad maybe I should keep in the refrig[/quote]    Maybe not in the fridge but a plastic bag to keep it from sticking together from all this wonderful humidity in the Carolinas. :)   BTW, welcome to this community
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  • CO
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Aug 1, 2010
    [quote]Was  it Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder who first said, " All nudists are equally beautiful"?[/quote]  Sorry, I hadn't noticed.
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 2, 2010
    Do you ever feel like a Gold Fish?
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 3, 2010

    Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror.
    Now answer.

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  • RO
    Roosterock
    Roosterock
    Aug 3, 2010

    I stripped down  darn, now I have to buy another mirror.  Forth one this week.

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  • GR
    GrowBoyAkaMrYobbie
    GrowBoyAkaMrYobbie
    Aug 3, 2010

    Do you ever feel like a goldfish?
    Hmm, nope, a salmon, tuna, snapper sometimes but never, ever a goldfish..

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  • JA
    JackNeilson
    JackNeilson
    Aug 3, 2010

    I took the "don't fry bacon in the nude" to heart and always wear a BBQ apron.  I've never been spattered. Today I cooked sausages in a clamshell cooker and when I walked past it to do something it somehow spattered me with grease. The moral is frying bacon is OK but wear armoured clothes when cooking sausages in a clamshell.

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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 3, 2010
    [quote]Do you ever feel like a goldfish? Hmm, nope, a salmon, tuna, snapper sometimes but never, ever a goldfish..[/quote] That's good, since the Gold Fish is destined to spend it's life naked in a transparent bowel without a moment of real privacy.
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 4, 2010
    [quote]I stripped down  darn, now I have to buy another mirror.  Fourth one this week.[/quote]  Are you sure that the mirror is at fault?
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  • JA
    JackNeilson
    JackNeilson
    Aug 4, 2010
    [quote]Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror. Now answer.[/quote]  I tried "mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?" All I got in reply was hysterical laughter. Must be time to buy a new mirror
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 4, 2010
    [quote][quote]Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror. Now answer.[/quote]   I tried "mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?" All I got in reply was hysterical laughter. Must be time to buy a new mirror[/quote] I repeat line# 144. Are you sure that the mirror is at fault?
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  • JA
    JackNeilson
    JackNeilson
    Aug 4, 2010

    Woe is me. I got a new mirror and it laughs even louder than the old one.

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  • JA
    JackNeilson
    JackNeilson
    Aug 5, 2010

    I tried another mirror - it just cracked up - I give up!

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  • M_
    M_JimmieM_M
    M_JimmieM_M
    Aug 5, 2010

    I'm affraid to try the mirror, they say it is seven years bad luck to break a mirror.

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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 6, 2010
    [quote]I tried another mirror - it just cracked up - I give up![/quote]  Hey Jack, Here’s something that might solve your problem. Attach a “Beefcake” poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say, "Wow!  Diet and exercise is really paying off for me”.
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnudeOriginal Poster
    Aug 7, 2010
    Is this the best way to meet your new neighbors?
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  • JA
    JackNeilson
    JackNeilson
    Aug 7, 2010
    [quote][quote][/quote] Hey Jack, Here’s something that might solve your problem. Attach a “Beefcake” poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say, "Wow!  Diet and exercise is really paying off for me”.[/quote] Great idea. I don't have to look up the Chippendales because  you provided me with ones I can use in post #151 and Post #138
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