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macnudeOriginal PosterFeb 15, 2010[quote][quote]19. Don’t you think that the men, in particular, would prefer the pool water a bit warmer? Note to Linda. I will explain this by PM if necessary.[/quote] Yes, I believe some would while others might wish the water were colder so as to have that particular excuse to fall back on.
Good point, Linda. The next time I exit the hot tub, I’m going to exclaim,”Burr, it’s time to turn that thing up”.ReactReply - BL
blueiron35Feb 15, 2010The water could be 180 degrees and Im still gonna claim it was cold. Yall are blowing my cover.
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macnudeOriginal PosterFeb 27, 2010How long do you think the National Football League would survive if they had to compete against the Nude Female Volley Ball League on Sunday afternoon TV?
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Gerry-4Mar 1, 2010The NFL is fine as long as Wardrobe Malfunctions continue to get regulators going. It will be a long while before nude volleyball of EITHER sex winds up on TV.
Of course, live nude volleyball may draw some spectators away from a stadium where the NFL is playing a game. But are these the type of people we'd want to see at a nude volleyball game? It would help if there was no alcohol, I suppose.
And do we insist on the audience staying dressed? If not, how do we make non-nudists understand that there is a difference between courteous social nudity and what they think might happen at such an event? Do we give a lecture before the game?ReactReply - GE
Gerry-4Mar 1, 2010[quote][quote] [/quote] NFL stadiums all have behavior rules for the fans...typically widely covered in the local media and published in a variety of ways. Guess the same would work for the new nude volleyball league. I for one think that there must be rule requiring the audience to be nude...it is an sport/event who's time has come![/quote] Of course, the non-nudist men will object by saying, "What if I have an erection?"ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterAug 1, 2010Was it Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder who first said, " All nudists are equally beautiful"?
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rebcpt52Aug 1, 2010lol that was great and yes I am worried about my laundry detergent going bad maybe I should keep in the refrig
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Cheri Donna DawsonAug 1, 2010[quote]lol that was great and yes I am worried about my laundry detergent going bad maybe I should keep in the refrig[/quote] Maybe not in the fridge but a plastic bag to keep it from sticking together from all this wonderful humidity in the Carolinas. :) BTW, welcome to this communityReactReply - CO
Curt, or CowboyAug 1, 2010[quote]Was it Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder who first said, " All nudists are equally beautiful"?[/quote] Sorry, I hadn't noticed.
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macnudeOriginal PosterAug 2, 2010Do you ever feel like a Gold Fish?
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macnudeOriginal PosterAug 3, 2010Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror.
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RoosterockAug 3, 2010I stripped down darn, now I have to buy another mirror. Forth one this week.
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GrowBoyAkaMrYobbieAug 3, 2010Do you ever feel like a goldfish?
Hmm, nope, a salmon, tuna, snapper sometimes but never, ever a goldfish..ReactReply - JA
JackNeilsonAug 3, 2010I took the "don't fry bacon in the nude" to heart and always wear a BBQ apron. I've never been spattered. Today I cooked sausages in a clamshell cooker and when I walked past it to do something it somehow spattered me with grease. The moral is frying bacon is OK but wear armoured clothes when cooking sausages in a clamshell.
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macnudeOriginal PosterAug 3, 2010[quote]Do you ever feel like a goldfish? Hmm, nope, a salmon, tuna, snapper sometimes but never, ever a goldfish..[/quote] That's good, since the Gold Fish is destined to spend it's life naked in a transparent bowel without a moment of real privacy.ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterAug 4, 2010[quote]I stripped down darn, now I have to buy another mirror. Fourth one this week.[/quote] Are you sure that the mirror is at fault?
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JackNeilsonAug 4, 2010[quote]Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror. Now answer.[/quote] I tried "mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?" All I got in reply was hysterical laughter. Must be time to buy a new mirrorReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterAug 4, 2010[quote][quote]Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror. Now answer.[/quote] I tried "mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?" All I got in reply was hysterical laughter. Must be time to buy a new mirror[/quote] I repeat line# 144. Are you sure that the mirror is at fault?ReactReply - JA
JackNeilsonAug 4, 2010Woe is me. I got a new mirror and it laughs even louder than the old one.
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JackNeilsonAug 5, 2010I tried another mirror - it just cracked up - I give up!
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M_JimmieM_MAug 5, 2010I'm affraid to try the mirror, they say it is seven years bad luck to break a mirror.
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macnudeOriginal PosterAug 6, 2010[quote]I tried another mirror - it just cracked up - I give up![/quote] Hey Jack, Here’s something that might solve your problem. Attach a “Beefcake” poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say, "Wow! Diet and exercise is really paying off for me”.ReactReply - MA
macnudeOriginal PosterAug 7, 2010Is this the best way to meet your new neighbors?
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JackNeilsonAug 7, 2010[quote][quote][/quote] Hey Jack, Here’s something that might solve your problem. Attach a “Beefcake” poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say, "Wow! Diet and exercise is really paying off for me”.[/quote] Great idea. I don't have to look up the Chippendales because you provided me with ones I can use in post #151 and Post #138ReactReply