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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Dec 12, 2012A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
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- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 31, 2013I wonder just what is thereason
why springs such an ornery season.
First it's cold, then it's hot,
Then it's icy, then not
Makes me ask whether spring is just teasin.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterApr 1, 2013While in bed with a barmaid named Flo,
She said, "Instead of coming you better go."
I exclaimed, "I thought were having fun."
She said, "Yes, but you better run,
I hear my husband at the back doo'."ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowApr 1, 2013The new wife was the cheating slut kind,
But soon she was busted she'd find,
With pics at the wedding,
The best man in her bedding,
Doing more than pinching her hind,ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterApr 1, 2013There was a young man named Keith,
who liked to be fondled beneath.
When she used her lips,
he wiggled his hips,
but not when the she used her teeth.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowApr 10, 2013A young lady named Rose,
Turns heads wherever she goes,
She sits in a chair,
with her legs in the Air,
Striking a marvellous Pose.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 25, 2013A postman whose notions were lewd
Went about his route in the nude,
He said, "I'm a mailman
And to prove Im a male, man,
This methods convincing, if crude!"ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 25, 2013A lady who lived in West Louth
Returned from a visit down South.
Her Papa said, "Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your mouth!"ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJun 26, 2013There once was a man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within half an hour,
His dick was a flower,
And his balls were all covered with weeds.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 26, 2013Cried an over-sexed dolly named Dunn,
Enjoying triangular fun,
"Twin brothers in heat
And a fast double beat
Proves that two heads are better than one!"ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 27, 2013There once was a man named Barack
Whose Re-Election cam as a shock
He raised the taxes I pay,
and then turned marriage gay
And now hes coming after your Glock.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJun 27, 2013“There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 27, 2013In London, a bill is a pound,
While in France, its the Euro that's found.
Here in U. S. of A,
The dollar holds $way.
Whirled trade makes the money-go-round.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJun 28, 2013There was an old farmer named Lear,
Who possessed a fine cow that gave beer.
Budweiser or Schlitz,
Could be tapped from her teats,
And pretzels came out of the rear.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 28, 2013Mr. Weiner, I once was a fan;
You're an outspoken, liberal man.
But I'm sorry you're screwed
By the ick factor, dude,
So your mayoral plans simply don't scan.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJun 28, 2013Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas
instead of the brake.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 28, 2013A woman who spent her last pound
Bought a plaything to tickle her mound.
When the batteries failed
"La Dee Da," she exhaled.
"For the milkman will soon be around."ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJun 28, 2013In a flower show, Ned from Australia,
Painted his butt like a dahlia,
For colour and size,
it won the first prize
But the smell was a hell of a failure.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 28, 2013The GOP gets lots of ink
As they try with great effort to link
The prez to a scandal
(A job they can't handle).
Who's running this crew? Colonel Klink?ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJun 29, 2013A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 29, 2013A male virgin who tried to persuade
His friend that last night hed been laid
Answered this when his chum
Asked him, Well, did she come?:
Of course she did! Whats more, she stayed!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 11, 2013Bigamy, they say, is a vice,
And more than one spouse is not nice,
But one is a bore,
I'd prefer three or four,
And the plural of spouse is spice.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJul 11, 2013There is a young woman named Lenny,
Who wished that her name could be Jenny,
She said, "I won't curse,
My name could be worse,
It's not Benny, Denny, Kenny, or Henny."ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 17, 2013A pretty barmaid who worked in a bar
With the drunken old letches would spar.
She said, "This is so not
What I planned when I got
My art history degree from Bryn Mawr."ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJul 17, 2013A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch Floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.ReactReply