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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Dec 12, 2012A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
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- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 2, 2013While going down on the barmaid bed,
The roof fell down on my head.
If she didn't prefer this,
That darn Cunnilingus.
It would have landed on my ass instead.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 4, 2013Their God's plan made a hopeful beginning,
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;
The faithful trust that the story
Will end in their great glory,
But at present our side is winning.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 4, 2013Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
And now two of his front teeth are missing.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowFeb 5, 2013Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To find some wild roses,
All they got was a daffodil,
And pollen up their noses.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 6, 2013When experts say wine is amusing,
It's a compliment. Ain't that confusing?
Why laugh at a wine
If you think that it's fine?
Methinks they do far too much boozing.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowFeb 7, 2013To Florence with haste we will scamper
With no space to waste in our hamper
No where will we roam
Without washclothes from home
Our motto: "ourselves we do pamper."ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 9, 2013Many TrueNudists seem to be well read.
The proof is posted on thread after thread.
But there is always a few,
That have nothing better to do,
But waste their life trolling and arguing instead.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowFeb 9, 2013Truenudist would not be so bad,
If not for the trolls that we had,
When trying their best,
All threads to infest,
They're brainless and really quite mad.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 9, 2013Some nudists are brainless and quite mad.
It is true and really quite sad,
They don't seem to have a life
So they snoop around and cause strife.
TrueNudists must take the good and the bad.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowFeb 11, 2013Here on Truenudists there is many a fake,
Not even one picture they're willing to take,
And they just do not try,
If they're really so shy,
Then a true nudist they never will make.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 11, 2013A TrueNudist who I'd rather not mention
Is relentlessly seeking attention:
his political opinions are stale,
his arguments usually fail.
It's obvious he loves dissension.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowFeb 13, 2013A nudist named Tom always on the go,
Trying to post more posts than Mow,
So hard he would try,
As time passed by,
But the barmaid was making him slow.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 18, 2013Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
And now two of his front teeth are missing.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 23, 2013Watch those barely clad women play ball
On the beach, keeping viewers in thrall,
Gals hoping to volley
Olympic wins. Golly!
I'm surprised they wear clothing at all.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 23, 2013The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 12, 2013When experts say wine is amusing,
Its a compliment. Ain't that confusing?
Why laugh at a wine
If you think that its fine?
Methinks they do far too much boozing.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 14, 2013Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive.
So if you're feeling tense or stressed.
A quick wank does relieve.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 23, 2013A fat gal who was catching some rays
Doffed her clothes and lay prone on her chaise.
She displayed herself vainly.
We have to speak plainly:
Passersby rapidly averted their gazeReactReply - MAManOfWicklowMar 24, 2013There was a young girl from Rabat
Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 26, 2013A woman was catching some rays
As part of a new diet craze.
Her face turned really pale,
When she got on the scale,
Cuz it worked in mysterious weighs.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 26, 2013Spring is legally set to begin,
Which in light of the weather is a sin:
Last night London had snow,
Sleet, rain, ice and so
There's a seasonal mix-up herein.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowMar 30, 2013The surgery's done, now it's time for some fun,
Even though they are still kind of smartin',
Now the saline's in place,
And with a smile on her face,
They resemble that of Dolly Parton.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 31, 2013Poor Alice, who lived in Corvallis
Had heard of, but not seen, the male phallus.
At her first sight of one
She started to run
And was last seen running through DallasReactReply - MAManOfWicklowMar 31, 2013There once was a rooster from Tarmer
Who thought he was quite the charmer
Until, by the shed
He lost his proud head
To the rusty red axe of the farmer.ReactReply