Marriage — Humor and Fun on True Nudists

DesertRatOriginal Poster

Jan 5, 2011

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

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DesertRatOriginal Poster
Jan 5, 2011
Sex is the price women pay for marriage and marriage is the price men pay for sex.
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DesertRatOriginal Poster
Jan 5, 2011
Getting married is like getting into a hot bath. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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Paul Vogler
Jan 5, 2011
Marriage is a fine institution. But who wants to live in an institution?
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Bud
Jan 5, 2011
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
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Bud
Jan 5, 2011
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.
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Sunbeam65
Mar 1, 2011
[quote] There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. [/quote]
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paul
Mar 1, 2011
so ture lol
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 3, 2011
Virgins? I've never met one, Are they nice?
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 3, 2011
Marry a Virgin? No way. If she ain’t good enough for her pappy I don’t want her neither
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 4, 2011
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 4, 2011
Overheard in a bar.
Bartender "What's the matter, you look depressed."
Customer "I'm having trouble with my wife."
Bartender "What happened?"
Customer "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
Bartender "But that ought to make you happy."
Customer "It did, but today is the last day."
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 6, 2011
One day a man came home from work earlier than usual and
caught his wife in bed screwing his best friend.
Enraged, the husband grabbed a gun and shot his friend to death.
His wife said, "Ya' know, if you go on like this, you're going to lose ALL your friends."
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 6, 2011
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the your buddy has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
May 9, 2011
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers bumping gloves before the fight begins!
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DesertRatOriginal Poster
May 9, 2011
[quote]I believe I like you DesertRat . . . somewhere today (and I don't remember where or what) you wrote something what struck a chord with me, and now these "words of wisdom" ;-) Johnny[/quote] Thank you Johnny. It's nice to know that you were responsible for making another person's day a little brighter.
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Member
Jul 8, 2011
*The Dog *

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. "Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" The man replied, "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Get in line."
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Member
Jul 20, 2011
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have!
The older she gets, the more he is interested in her!

(Advice from Agatha Christie, who married an Archaeologist.)
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 20, 2011
I once had a lovely wife, don't have her anymore. Her husband caught us.
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 22, 2011
If you can't turn your pc upside-down, then stand on your head to view it. This is a fine work of art.
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 22, 2011
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TxPopi
Jul 22, 2011
This may be ALL in Fun, but I dont understand all the marriage slamming!! In my second marriage and wouldn't want to be without my wife now!!
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 22, 2011
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 23, 2011
[quote] I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.[/quote]
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 23, 2011
[quote]This may be ALL in Fun, but I dont understand all the marriage slamming!! In my second marriage and wouldn't want to be without my wife now!![/quote] Ahh, that's sweet. What happened to the first wife?
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