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Marriage

Posted Jan 5, 2011

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DesertRatOriginal Poster
Jan 5, 2011

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 29, 2011
    My wife thinks Junk" is one of the Basic Food Groups, along with "Fast", "Frozen" and "Chocolate".
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 5, 2011

    Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 5, 2011

    A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " The father repled " I don't know son, I'm still paying "

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 6, 2011

    Two guys having a drink in a bar.
    First guy asked his friend, "If you were given a choice to change something you had done, what would you change?"
    Second guy said, "I wouldn't have bet all my money on the presidential election."
    "Did you lose a lot of money?" his friend asked sympathetically.
    "No, I made a lot of money, he muttered. "But, I used it to buy an engagement ring.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 7, 2011
    Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 13, 2011
    Marriage- The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 13, 2011
    When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 13, 2011
    When a man marries a woman, they become one..... One hell of a nightmare.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 14, 2011
    Marriage-It's life,Jim, but not as we know it.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 14, 2011
    I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Dec 15, 2011
    A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon,
    suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

    The somewhat irate spouse called her mates cell phone and demanded:
    Where the hell are you?

    Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace
    and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

    Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

    Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 16, 2011

    My wife has asked me not to keep making her look stupid with all my jokes about her. I said to her " so you want me to tell lies about you "

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