Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
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ManOfWicklowJul 23, 2011[quote][quote]This may be ALL in Fun, but I dont understand all the marriage slamming!! In my second marriage and wouldn't want to be without my wife now!![/quote] Ahh, that's sweet. What happened to the first wife?[/quote] He won't need the second when he gets his third.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJul 23, 2011ReactReply
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MattJul 23, 2011Been out for a while.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJul 30, 2011"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
"honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJul 31, 2011ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowAug 7, 2011
A man talking to his friend says to him " You look very troubled over something" "Yes I'm going to be a father" replied his friend.
"But that's great news" said the man. "Not really" said his friend, "My wife will kill me when she finds out"ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 7, 2011ReactReply
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TonyJ63Aug 7, 2011One day, a long time ago, there was a woman who didn't whine, bitch or moan.
That was just one day... a helluva ling time ago!ReactReply - TOTonyJ63Aug 7, 2011Remember the 7 qualities of a perfect wife: Brave Intelligent Gentle Thoughtful Innocent Trustworthy Sensible.. Now read the first letters of each quality
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 7, 2011[quote]One day, a long time ago, there was a woman who didn't whine, bitch or moan. That was just one day... a helluva ling time ago![/quote] I see you've met my wife then, Tony.ReactReply
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RoosterockAug 7, 2011A man ask a woman to marry him. She says no and now the man has a sports car, money plenty of sex, drinking and gambling. He pays no child support, and goes anywhere he wants, doesn't have to put the toilet seat down.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 9, 2011
I have learned there is very little difference in wives, you might as well do your own.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 9, 2011
I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 9, 2011
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 9, 2011
50% of marriages end in divorce, the other 50% can't afford it.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 9, 2011
50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 10, 2011[quote]50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death.[/quote] What you're saying is, Hitman is cheaper than divorce.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowAug 12, 2011
Marriage should be on a 12 monthly renewable contract. Just think what it would save on divorce cost.
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Jim5161Aug 12, 2011A man got married, before the ceremony the Justice of the Peace asked him a question.
"Do you know why the man stands on the right side of the woman?" He asked.
The man pondered this for a moment, "Because he is the Right one for her" he said with confidence.
The Justice of the Peace smiled, patted the man on the shoulder and shook his head. "No, my friend, it is because it will be the last time you are right to her"ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 12, 2011
A Bro’s Code of Honor: It’s always Bro’s before Ho’s.
Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with seduction as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really attractive.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 15, 2011ReactReply