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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Sep 28, 2013Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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- NUnudecountry77Sep 28, 2013for the average person coffee is supposed to stunt you're growth, but i'm already short and i never drank the stuff.ReactReply
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 28, 2013The palms of my hands are not hairy.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterSep 28, 2013Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me : Me too, after you leave!!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 28, 2013My ex had this one annoying habit... breathingReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterSep 29, 2013I used to have one night stands,but now they're more like laydowns.ReactReply
- NUnudecountry77Sep 29, 2013sad to see you leave, but i love watching you walk away!!!ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterDec 9, 2013Customer: "Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup". Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers".ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterDec 10, 2013Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.ReactReply
- IMImbimJan 22, 2014[quote]Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me : Me too, after you leave!!
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I have started taking my wife to work with me,,,,,,,,,It means I don't have to to kiss her goodbye.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 23, 2014Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"ReactReply - NU
NudeJohnnyJan 23, 2014Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 23, 2014Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons?
A: Because they keep stepping on the string!ReactReply - MI
MitchFeb 13, 2014Two guys walk into a bar...which is stupid because the second guy should have seen the first guy hit it.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 14, 2014A man went into a bookstore and asked the young woman working the counter,
"Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"
"Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's in yet." she replied.
"That's the one! I'll take a copy.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMay 23, 2014What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 23, 2014They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 30, 2014Take me out to the ball game.
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and crack, or jack.
I don't care if I never ... wait, what did I say?ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMay 30, 2014I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me too, after you leave!!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 30, 2014The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJun 24, 2014I told my ex I wanted a threesome so she served me someNeopolitan Ice Cream.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJun 24, 2014Told my ex I wanted a threesome: she gave birth to triplets.ReactReply
- NUnudecountry77Jun 24, 2014
I tripped her, now I'm seeing stars
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJun 25, 2014I took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJun 26, 2014There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and thats a wife who can't cook and will.ReactReply