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Posted Sep 28, 2013

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Sep 28, 2013
Condoms aren't completely safe.  A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Mar 10, 2015
    He was so ugly that he once looked out the car window and got arrested for mooning.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 11, 2015
    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
    down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
    still think they are attractive!!!
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    KilgoreTrout
    KilgoreTrout
    Apr 2, 2015
    An amnesiac walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you today?" The amnesiac says, "I don't know, I have trouble remembering things." The bartender says, "Like what?"
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 2, 2015
    Answering_Machine_Message
    I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
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