One-Liners — Humor and Fun on True Nudists

ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

Jul 10, 2011

The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 10, 2011
Do you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 10, 2011
Avenge yourself. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
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diceman
Jul 15, 2011
[quote]When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.[/quote] [quote]Now thats funny! ROFLMAO[/quote]
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KernfromStoke
Jul 17, 2011
Excellent
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 18, 2011
I'm right, so you must be wrong.
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Member
Jul 21, 2011
When you get older, it takes longer to do nothing!
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ME
Member
Jul 21, 2011
Laugh and the world laughs with you! Snore and you sleep alone!
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ME
Member
Jul 21, 2011
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!
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ME
Member
Jul 21, 2011
Old is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired!
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ME
Member
Jul 21, 2011
Nothing so needs reforming as other peoples habits!
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 21, 2011
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 21, 2011
I bet you I could stop gambling.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
If at first you don't succeed, take the top off the bottle.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 22, 2011
If at first you suck a seed, spit it out. I love watermellon.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 22, 2011
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 22, 2011
I still miss my ex-wife....but my aim is getting better.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 22, 2011
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me.
After all, I'm a Leo and she's a bitch.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
[quote]When I see you, joy and happiness exude from every orifice (another actual one of mine).[/quote] Wow " Careful Wirral, I'm a married man "
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
Life's a breeze, Marriage is a tornado. That's one I made up, so it must be good. How about this one- Life's just a game, Marriage is game over.
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Member
Jul 22, 2011
Aman walks into a bar and asksthe barmaid for adouble entendre- so she gave him one.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
[quote]I am not young enough to know everything....[/quote] You're getting younger each day.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
A woman only fas one fault- Being a woman.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
Most men have many faults. I must be lucky, my wife says I only have one small one.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 22, 2011
[quote]Why is it that men enter without knocking and leave without a goodbye?[/quote]
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