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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 10, 2011The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 2, 2012I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 2, 2012If you live in Manhattan the light at the end of every tunnel is New JerseyReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 2, 2012[quote]Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.[/quote]But, only before or after - never during.
96ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterFeb 5, 2012[quote]Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.[/quote]
Most of them only look at the pictures.
97ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 5, 2012Now there is an idea - Toilet Tissue with cartoons on it.
98ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterFeb 5, 2012[quote]Now there is an idea - Toilet Tissue with cartoons on it.[/quote]
Toms Toilet Toon Tissue.
99ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 16, 2012# 100
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterFeb 16, 2012[quote]# 100
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.[/quote]
I apologise for leaving you out.
#101ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterFeb 16, 2012If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
#102ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 18, 2012# 103
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 20, 2012# 104
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterFeb 20, 2012#105
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterFeb 22, 2012#102
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 22, 2012# 103
In college I majored in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 14, 2012My wife is so frigid that when she spreads her legs, the furnace kicks on.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 20, 2012I was deep in Virginia once then went quickly into Georgia. I hope they both enjoyed it.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 21, 2012Never answer an anonymous letter.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 21, 2012I was trying to get a French waiter's attention;
he ignored me until I started ordering in German.ReactReply - MEMemberMay 21, 2012(For the married (or otherwise occupied) men)
When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 22, 2012It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; oh wait a minute, yes it is.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMay 22, 2012When I asked a local barmaid why she was so popular she said her mind said no
but her pants said off.ReactReply