The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 19, 2011I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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dicemanAug 19, 2011[quote]Do you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.[/quote] ManofWicklo... Judging by the guy in your signature, who's glass never gets empty, it must be the problem that cant be afforded! Oh, BTW, Endurance better not get behind the wheel of deception. My wife loves that guy in the beach chair! I think he's cool tooReactReply - DIdicemanAug 19, 2011
My father always told me I have alot of class...too bad it's all low!!!
ReactReply - MEMemberAug 21, 2011
A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"
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MidGaNudistAug 21, 2011Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first turned to the second and asked, "does this taste funny to you?"
ReactReply - MEMemberSep 6, 2011
The WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly...."
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I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston ChurchillReactReply - MEMemberSep 9, 2011
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)ReactReply - MEMemberSep 9, 2011
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..
-- Will RogersReactReply - MEMemberNov 8, 2011
“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.â€ReactReply - MEMemberNov 8, 2011
“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.â€ReactReply - MEMemberNov 8, 2011
“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.â€ReactReply - MEMemberNov 8, 2011
“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.â€ReactReply - MEMemberNov 8, 2011
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.â€ReactReply - MEMemberNov 8, 2011
“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.â€ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyNov 9, 2011
Never answer an anonymous letter.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterNov 15, 2011If you fail to learn from other people's mistakes, you may not live long enough to make them yourself.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 31, 2012Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 31, 2012[quote]Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.[/quote]Just make sure it's not a woman in size 5 stiletto shoes, he,he, !!!!ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 31, 2012[quote][quote]Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.[/quote]
Just make sure it's not a woman in size 5 stiletto shoes, he,he, !!!![/quote]
Have you ever met a man dumb enough to walk in shoes with stiletto heels?ReactReply - JI
Jim5161Feb 1, 2012how do you stump and idiot.....................................ReactReply - JIJim5161Feb 1, 2012life's a bitch, then you marry...ReactReply