Skip to content
MA
ManOfWicklow

Humor and Fun

Wise Words of the Day

Posted Aug 18, 2011

Replies126
MA
ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 18, 2011

Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.

ReactReplySubscribe

Replies

  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 19, 2012
    # 85

    No matter how much it hurts, failure today just shows you a challenge for tomorrow.





    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 20, 2012
    #86

    There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 20, 2012
    # 87

    Failure is not defeat, until you stop trying

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 21, 2012
    #88

    The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 21, 2012
    #89

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 21, 2012
    # 90

    The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 22, 2012
    #91

    It' ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 22, 2012
    # 92

    Just had a fight with my alarm clock.
    It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.
    Things got violent.
    Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
    Not sure who won.

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 22, 2012
    [quote]# 92

    Just had a fight with my alarm clock.
    It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.
    Things got violent.
    Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
    Not sure who won.

    [/quote]

    That's one fight I would not want to referee.

    #93
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 22, 2012
    #94

    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 22, 2012
    # 95

    Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 23, 2012
    [quote]# 95

    Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    [/quote]

    Who's arguing with you.

    #96
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 23, 2012
    # 97

    If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
    ReactReply
  • ME
    Member
    Feb 23, 2012
    "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."

    "I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."

    And

    "I'd rather be over the hill than under it."
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 23, 2012
    [quote]# 97

    If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.[/quote]

    So if I say you're right, then that would mean you're wrong, What ever you say. I win.

    #99
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Feb 23, 2012
    # 100

    Touche'


    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 23, 2012
    #101

    The only time you run out of chances, is when you stop taking them.
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Feb 24, 2012
    #102

    Happiness is not the acquisition of anything, it's the understanding of something.
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Mar 6, 2012
    #103

    Never choose your women or linen by candlelight.
    ReactReply
  • EV
    EvansBetterHalf
    EvansBetterHalf
    Mar 8, 2012
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    ReactReply
  • MA
    Mark
    Mark
    Mar 8, 2012
    In the Navy they say: Forward leaning is the first step in being bent over ......and a Letter of Reprimand
    is better than no mail at all.
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Mar 9, 2012
    #107

    A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 9, 2012
    # 108

    Religion can often provide a justification for doing something that would otherwise be found repulsive.
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Mar 10, 2012
    #109

    If you don't scale the mountain, you can't view the plain.
    ReactReply