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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 4, 2013My ex said she wanted two men. One to cook and one to clean.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 4, 2013My ex asked, "How do I boil water in that old fashioned Microwave?" I told her, "That's an oven."ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 4, 2013My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 6, 2013I'm old and tired, but I got to see Frank, Dino and Sammy live.ReactReply
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ManOfWicklowFeb 7, 2013Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?
He had it in for his brotherReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 8, 2013Does running late count as exercise?ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 9, 2013How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowFeb 9, 2013Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 11, 2013I heard two politicians telling the truth on TV today. They were calling each other liars.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowFeb 11, 2013A politician was heard speaking the truth. It seems they will now do anything to confuse people.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 12, 2013I dated a barmaid for a while. I'm not saying she's a slut, but they're probably gonna have to bury her in a Y-shaped coffin.ReactReply
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openrangeFeb 12, 2013i went to a concert at madison square garden nyc
and saw theallman brothers~pulling into a
handicap parking zone......ReactReply - OPopenrangeFeb 12, 2013hall & oats are getting back together but under a differant name
pushing wheatReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 13, 2013Don't you hate it when you exit out of Word and it asks you if you want to save any changes you made, and you're almost sure you didn't make any changes?ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowFeb 13, 2013The secret of a happy life, is to have lots of wives, and never get married.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 14, 2013Better days are coming they're called Saturday & Sunday.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 14, 2013My ex was very touchy; I came home one night and noticed the house was spotless. All I said was, "Computer broke down?"ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 15, 2013I remember the first time someone called me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 16, 2013Men have feelings, too. For instance: I feel hungry.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 18, 2013I just realized that my ex never had laryngitis. What a rip-off.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowFeb 18, 2013I should have known something was wrong when my ex said she wanted trial before marriage. The Judge gave me life.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 18, 2013My ex would give me “the silent treatmentâ€, she actually thought it was a punishment.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 19, 2013I learned the secret of a happy life, is to have lots of wives, and never get married.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowFeb 19, 2013Made love to the wife for seven hours the other day. Poor woman was too exhausted for her husband that night.ReactReply