Shorter Shorts

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  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Jul 31, 2022

  If you are talking about really short, 1-2", I agree.
  However, it seems like I am seeing a lot more men wearing what I would consider moderately short, in the 4-5" range,

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• DA

  

  David

  Jul 31, 2022

  [quote]If you are talking about really short, 1-2", I agree. However, it seems like I am seeing a lot more men wearing what I would consider moderately short, in the 4-5" range,[/quote] I've noticed the same. It's refreshing to see below the knee "shorts" falling from favor.

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• ST

  

  Steve

  Aug 1, 2022

  By IFishNeked: [quote]As such, I was dressed in a t-shirt and Skinz Wear beach cover up/running shorts. These shorts are really short, legs split to the waist, and made from a thin mesh fabric. They are the next best thing to being nude while still being legal. ... I wasn't paying attention but was greeted with a hearty wolf whistle as their car passed. By the time Iooked up it was too late to see if the driver was male or female but I still felt good that I was paid a complement (even if crude) rather than a nasty admonishment to "put on some clothes ". At an out of shape 65 years old, I felt very good that someone made an effort to pay me a complement. Guess there are a few besides me that appreciate short shorts![/quote] Mine are in the Dali mesh fabric. Just enough obscurity in the print when there's nothing underneath but oneself. I've also received a compliment while wearing them, from someone with a decidedly feminine figure.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 12, 2022

  Got a pair of these to wear around the house when I can't be nude.

  amazon.com/Running-Short-Shorts-Large-Split/dp/B09VT2S3SF/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2UGOUP7YAOI2Y&keywords=mens+side+split+micro+shorts+jeeing&qid=1660266210&sprefix=mens+side+split+micro+shorts+jeeing%2Caps%2C54&sr=8-1

  Now that they arrived, I don't know if I have enough nerve to wear them when I can't be nude.
  Your opinions?

  Also bought a very short pair of shorts to wear in public.

  amazon.com/gp/product/B094MJPJ7Z/ref=ppx_od_dt_b_asin_title_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

  Will definitely wear them soon, possibly tomorrow.

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• SA

  

  Stone Andy

  Aug 12, 2022

  I personally think shorter shorts only look good on men of small stature. They don't fit naturally on heavier men with no defined waist line and throw off proportions for taller men. Thongs are better engineered for minimalism and function in keeping penises legally covered, and sarongs are more convenient near CO areas.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 12, 2022

  [quote]I personally think shorter shorts only look good on men of small stature. They don't fit naturally on heavier men with no defined waist line and throw off proportions for taller men. Thongs are better engineered for minimalism and function in keeping penises legally covered, and sarongs are more convenient near CO areas.[/quote] I am fine wearing moderately short shorts (4" inseam or longer) most places and wear swim briefs, despite being on the heavier side, but I understand what you are saying.

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  nudeyooper

  Aug 12, 2022

  [quote]I personally think shorter shorts only look good on men of small stature. They don't fit naturally on heavier men with no defined waist line and throw off proportions for taller men. Thongs are better engineered for minimalism and function in keeping penises legally covered, and sarongs are more convenient near CO areas.[/quote] I've been on the heavier side most of my life. I really don't care about how they look on me. The shorter the shorts, the more comfortable I can be, especially when working. Having the leg cling to me when I have to get up or go down to the floor restricts my movement. That is an annoyance at best, and could lead to injury at worst. I do have standard length shorts that I wear for when I am not at home. They have big enough pockets for my phone, wallet, and keys that the shorter ones do not. Cut off jeans are what I have worn for work for most of the last fifty years.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 12, 2022

  [quote]I personally think shorter shorts only look good on men of small stature. They don't fit naturally on heavier men with no defined waist line and throw off proportions for taller men. Thongs are better engineered for minimalism and function in keeping penises legally covered, and sarongs are more convenient near CO areas. I've been on the heavier side most of my life. I really don't care about how they look on me. The shorter the shorts, the more comfortable I can be, especially when working. Having the leg cling to me when I have to get up or go down to the floor restricts my movement. That is an annoyance at best, and could lead to injury at worst. I do have standard length shorts that I wear for when I am not at home. They have big enough pockets for my phone, wallet, and keys that the shorter ones do not. Cut off jeans are what I have worn for work for most of the last fifty years.[/quote] How short do you cut them?

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  Mark

  Aug 12, 2022

  I kind of like them. I would wear them riding my bike assuming that they are cut in such a way to keep the little guy down there from popping out at the wrong time. Also for wearing from the car to the nude beach. How does the sizing run?

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 12, 2022

  [quote]I kind of like them. I would wear them riding my bike assuming that they are cut in such a way to keep the little guy down there from popping out at the wrong time. Also for wearing from the car to the nude beach. How does the sizing run?[/quote]
  
  If you mean waist size it is accurate. I have rather large hips for a male so the gap on the sides is bigger than the picture. Crotch space and coverage is limited. I am not big down there and still have to be careful just walking and sitting. I don't think any man could ride a bike in one without having things fall out. Might be able to walk from the car to the nude beach if you are careful. A rest room or snack stop might be risky.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 13, 2022

  [quote]I kind of like them. I would wear them riding my bike assuming that they are cut in such a way to keep the little guy down there from popping out at the wrong time. Also for wearing from the car to the nude beach. How does the sizing run? If you mean waist size it is accurate. I have rather large hips for a male so the gap on the sides is bigger than the picture. Crotch space and coverage is limited. I am not big down there and still have to be careful just walking and sitting. I don't think any man could ride a bike in one without having things fall out. Might be able to walk from the car to the nude beach if you are careful. A rest room or snack stop might be risky.[/quote] One good thing about these shorts. If I wear them at home a few times, my grandson and son won't complain about any others being too short!

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• DA

  

  David

  Aug 13, 2022

  "You would still be legal without the t shirt."
  
  
  
  Yes but legality was never a question.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 13, 2022

  [quote]"You would still be legal without the t shirt." Yes but legality was never a question.[/quote] Why did you choose to wear a shirt on a very hot day? If your shorts are at the legal minimum, I would have thought that you would skip the shirt.

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  David

  Aug 13, 2022

  [quote]"You would still be legal without the t shirt."Yes but legality was never a question. Why did you choose to wear a shirt on a very hot day? If your shorts are at the legal minimum, I would have thought that you would skip the shirt.[/quote] Colorado is a land of temperature extremes. While daytime highs have been hovering around 100 f, early morning lows will be around the mid 60s. As I said in my original post, I was out at 5:30 a.m. and the temp was very pleasant. No need to be shirtless.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 13, 2022

  [quote]"You would still be legal without the t shirt."Yes but legality was never a question.Why did you choose to wear a shirt on a very hot day?If your shorts are at the legal minimum, I would have thought that you would skip the shirt. Colorado is a land of temperature extremes. While daytime highs have been hovering around 100 f, early morning lows will be around the mid 60s. As I said in my original post, I was out at 5:30 a.m. and the temp was very pleasant. No need to be shirtless.[/quote] Thanks. I focused on your comment about hot weather and didn't think about it being cool in the early morning.

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  nudeyooper

  Aug 14, 2022

  [quote] Colorado is a land of temperature extremes. While daytime highs have been hovering around 100 f, early morning lows will be around the mid 60s. As I said in my original post, I was out at 5:30 a.m. and the temp was very pleasant. No need to be shirtless.[/quote] Colorado is not the o nly place like that. I witnessed low 50s at sunrise in Seattle this summer with highs in the 80's, My brother confirms that the mountains of Montana can be like that, and we in Michigan can even get into the 30's at night and go to the 80's or 90's in the afternoon. Our average low for today is 52 with a record of 38 and the average high is 76 with a record of 84. Add humidity and neither temperature extreme can be comfortable.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Aug 14, 2022

  Surprising about Seattle and Michigan since both are near large bodies of water.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Sep 21, 2022

  Even though my normal driving attire this summer has been a pair of 4 - 5" inseam shorts and nothing else, I am still feeling confined and overdressed, Guess it's time to get up the courage to drive nude.

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• TD

  

  Tom DOriginal Poster

  Jan 2, 2023

  Finally found a pair of pants that convert to 5" shorts. Most pants with zip off legs turn into "shorts" that are still near the knee.

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• ME

  Member

  Jan 5, 2023

  I wear boxer briefs as shorts. At most, a 2 inch inseam. I would say briefs are the only thing too short. ( for me ). I know this post is old, but two years from now is a big difference. Im sure many people said this, but judge choices based off of time and place and people. I tucked upward when things got exciting if you catch my drift.

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  Jim

  Jan 8, 2023

  I was able to buy a pair of women's shorts and oh they fun. No pouch and short inseam.
  Have not had the balls to wear them out in public yet. lol

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• ME

  Member

  Jan 8, 2023

  I have purchased women's short , size 14 should be about a 36" waist. I find mine a Goodwill. Google or go on line ebay for these mens shorts
  Gay Men Sexy Mini Denim Shorts Pants Low Waist Trousers Clubwear Party Shorts. I could not get pic to upload. link
  https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~5YAAOSwN5hcNXOx/s-l500.jpg

  Or there is a guy by the name of Azcraig, I have seen him on thongboard.aimoo.com and on men of walmart for Arizona with short shorts. He 's not afraid to wear short shorts. One pic on thongboard are similar to the denim shorts, but are womens.
  https://www.aimoo.com/album/202109/25/7d2f0930-a290-4eb3-9f85-19c87025842d/7b41c8ac4c564ca8bdb33ae284a99b0e.JPG
  https://www.aimoo.com/album/202109/25/7d2f0930-a290-4eb3-9f85-19c87025842d/707591b28341479ca89583e75ac14e5c.JPG

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• CO

  

  Cougar01

  Jan 9, 2023

  The two pairs of Womens running shorts I have are about a 2" inseam. Hurley is the brand, they have a tie in the front and very roomy. I wear these when the denim cutoffs are in the wash. Not for the faint of heart if you're a commando, very thin fabric and zero support.

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  Jim

  Jan 9, 2023

  Cool, from both of you guys. Can not wait to look them up.

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