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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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ManOfWicklowSep 17, 2013I went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 18, 2013That would not have surprised me. They ran off together. I still miss him.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 18, 2013Does anyone else have that one ex that changed us?ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowSep 25, 2013Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don't point to their pants when they need to ask where the restroom is?ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 26, 2013There is always THAT ONE. You're happy about the memories but so sad they slipped away.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 27, 2013Don't you just hate it when you get all nice and comfortable in bed and realize you forgot to do something?ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowSep 28, 2013Why does the phone only ring when you're sitting on the toilet,then you rush to answer it and it's just some jerk trying to sell something you don't want.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 28, 2013Verizon called, to tell my ex she had used up her unlimited minutes.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowSep 29, 2013
Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 29, 2013Young cats are pussiesReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowSep 29, 2013Dogs chase pussies.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterSep 29, 2013Bow WowReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowSep 29, 2013Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterOct 2, 2013Maybe mice do not smell tasty.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOct 2, 2013Do mice fart when eating soap.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterOct 2, 2013I am sure I do not know.ReactReply
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BornAgainNov 19, 2013organic virgin coconut oil=GOOD
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowNov 19, 2013organic virgin coconut oil=Slippery female farmer.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterNov 20, 2013organic virgin coconut oil=Slippery BarmaidReactReply
- BOBornAgainNov 20, 2013
mmmmPIZZA
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterNov 20, 2013Cold Beer.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowNov 20, 2013Cold beer for washing downPIZZA.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterNov 20, 2013I'll drink to that.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowNov 20, 2013I'll drink to anything.ReactReply