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Posted Jun 6, 2012

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2013
    I thought I saw a pussy cat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 14, 2013
    What's New Pussycat - 1965
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2013
    Why did the pussy cat cross the street? It was the chickens day off.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 14, 2013
    Puss in Boots
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Cat in the hat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Cat out of the bag.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Curiosity killed the cat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Can cats claws cause curious catastrophic calamities ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Of Course!
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Of course off course can cause cash crash.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Really?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Oh yes.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    What were we talking about?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    When were we talking ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Figuratively speaking.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    I lost my figure.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Shouldn’t butterflies be called flutterbyes?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    Life has many different chapters. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    Why do bad chapters always seem to have more pages than the good chapters ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    Gotta eat your broccoli before you get desert.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    Mix them together: Broccoli with custard.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    New Boy Band?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    Broccoli and strawberries with salad cream.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    god i am so sick of f'inxmas music.
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