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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2013
    My favorite barmaid was never bored while being bored .
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    Boring big busty barmaids being bored beyond belief.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2013
    Cranky cocktail carrier can't comprehend condoning copulation
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    Does dirty delusional deckhand deliberatly dip dipstick down drain ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2013
    eeeew!
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 27, 2013
    Prudence and Christina welcomes Matilda to London.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 28, 2013
    Prudence and the Pill, good film 1968
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 28, 2013
    The London Distillery welcomed Matilda to London.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 28, 2013
    They never welcomed me.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 28, 2013
    Matilda is distilling your favorite drink
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 28, 2013
    She's distilling tea ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 28, 2013
    Whiskey
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 29, 2013
    Tea is my main drink. Tea is the best drink.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 29, 2013
    Did you check out Matilda's whisky?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 29, 2013
    They cannot make whisky in London. I would not waste my money on the crap.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 29, 2013
    The London Distillery IS making whiskey.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Jan 2, 2014
    Only three more years and it will be ready.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Jan 2, 2014
    They're pretending to make whisky,not whiskey.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Jan 2, 2014
    London Distillery Company Readies for the Return of Whiskey
    PRI's The World
    Host
    Marco Werman

    Reporter
    Katie Bilboa
    August 22, 2013 9:30 AM EDT
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Jan 2, 2014
    London's first whisky distillery for a centuryBy Andy Dangerfield BBC News Online

    [img alt="Darren Rook, CEO and Co-Founder of The London Distillery Whisky" src="http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71718000/jpg/_71718037_0c37561c-3d7e-4f8f-98cb-3c9341a989fe.jpg" width=512 height=288> The firm received approval from the HMRC to make London's first whisky for 100 years
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Jan 2, 2014
    [a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25349961">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25349961[/a]
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Jan 2, 2014
    http://jn1.tv/video/business/whiskey-from-first-london-distillery-since-1910.html
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Jan 2, 2014
    Your spelling is wrong and mine is right.

    Whiskyis being made in London for the first time in more than 100 years in a still named after a beloved Scottish GRANNY.

    The London Distillery Company has been granted permission to make the spirit following the closure of the last still in the capital in 1908.

    Founder Darren Rook, 32, named his copper whisky still Matilda after his Scottish grandmother which sits proudly at the centre of their factory in Battersea.

    [img class="size-full wp-image-41609" title="Darren Rook at London's first distillery for more than 100 years " alt="Darren Rook at London's first distillery for more than 100 years " src="http://swns.com/wp-content/themes/wp-clear/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://swns.com/wp-content/uploads/SWNS_LONDON_WHISKEY_07.jpg&w=600&h=397&zc=1" width=600 height=397 checkedByCssHelper="true">

    Darren Rook with hiswhiskystill Matilda, at Londons first distillery for more than 100 years

    He said: It is not widely known that the capital has a great heritage of whisky production dating back to before Chaucer.

    Head Distiller Andrew MacLead Smith, 30, of Aberdeen, added: Building the distillery was the easy part. Now comes the hard part making the spirit.

    The trick to making a good whisky is to pay attention to every part of the fragile process. The smallest variations have a huge impact.

    The first bottles are set to hit the shelves by Christmas, 2016.
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    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Jan 2, 2014
    Not my spelling my friend. I posted excerpts  from London Newspapers. Can't help it if London reporters are stupid.
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