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Posted Jun 6, 2012

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    "The bells, Esmeralda,the bells"
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    Quasimodo said, "Wake me on hump day."
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    Am I imagining it or are more and more people becoming more and more annoying?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Yes they are becoming more annoying. Maybe it's something in the water,or to do with all the crap food they're eating.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    I think Global Warming is baking their brains.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    What brains ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    Ah baked brains with some fava beans and a big glass of Amarone della Valpolicella.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Now there's food for thought.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    Food for the thinking man.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    I'm eating it now.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    What does IT taste like?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Dry and bland.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    I don't remember it tasting bland and dry the last time I ate it.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    How long have you had this memory loss ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    It's not memory loss. It's loss of opportunity to have it to eat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Starvation of the mind.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    It is a physical act I fondly remember
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    I fondly remember physical acts with the barmaid.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 24, 2013
    It was a barmaid that served IT up to be eaten.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 24, 2013
    'IT' was, was 'IT'. Why was 'IT' ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 24, 2013
    "IT" was because "IT" was the "IT" thing to do, but now "IT" is a fond memory.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    So rembering 'IT' that was,but isn't now,is 'IT', is 'IT' ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2013
    IT has kinda becoming boring.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    One could become bored with boring.
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