Humor and Fun

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

From North Central Texas. I hope everyone has a great day.

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. The Washington Post is…

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the…

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the…

This is not one of mine,but I think it's very good - RETIREMENT SONG - You remember: the tune from 'The Sound of Music' Rennies and nose drops and needles for…

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing. An…

Doo Wop QuizAnswers at bottomDon't cheat, now....You Will Love This One.1. When did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up? (a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock (b)…

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Three Ladies in a SaunaTHREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE YOUNG WOMAN…

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAMIwould have given him 100% for his wit!!!Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration…

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.__________Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist with…

"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol…

THE FIVE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALLBEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE…

I am so hurt, life is TOTTALLLEE un fare!! I was on chat, the hinge thingy on my webcam got loose and kept slipping down, and I had an itch and some crazy lady…

You are American politician Anthony Weiner, former U.S.Congressman from New York City.

What would you not bet on ?I'd be thinking a horse named Tripod or Ms. D. Rection .

knock Knock who's there? the doorbell repairman

I've Nude For 3 Years, There's Something Disturbed Me. When I Go To The Nude Beach, I Must Shave My... What About You?And What do You Think About That?

www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/12/testicle-biting-fish-may-be-invading-denmark/ Jaws may not be the only one salivating as you splash. Just when you thought…

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What's On Your Mind?

We are all so put off by all those tired, mundane topics that keep popping up over and over. I thought we might like to have a little fun with them by putting…